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Sizzlecam enabled. Sizzlecam ready to roll and rock as we speak. Sizzlecam pekin. Peekin duck.

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Scat, scat, scat-a-ba-da-ba-ba.

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Well that is an amazing start and I'm not on the screen yet and there the music is beginning to loop again. Thank you very much Welly Welly for your tip there. It's a strange bit of business this evening. I have to be brutally and tectonically honest with each and every one of you. This isn't your average Shafae stream.

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Usually there's a lot of energy coming into the stream from me. Either I'm battering a chair or running in here. That's not happening. I had the second jab yesterday. I was fucked all night and for most of the day. I wanted to do another stream. I wanted to do another stream but I didn't have the energy to be running around. Thank you very much scat32 and Akinboy. Thank you very much.

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So a special stream for today because it's coming right from live from the bed.

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I'm going to be lying down eating pizza and drinking a nice cool crisp can of Tishk and we're going to watch a few computer chronicles. It's going to be an amazing Fat32. The likes of which we have never seen before. I'm not sure if the audio is coming to you loud and clear.

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I'm just the head is on the fucking pillow. I can't be bothered doing the sitting in a chair or anything like that. Live from the bed. I have a scene switcher.

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Which I spent fucking 20 minutes trying to get ready before the stream. I've got the Tishk. I've got one of Tommy's Tishks and none other than a large pizza. It's a crazy bit of business. You think I'm bullshitting? It's all happening right here right now. Get with the program.

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YAH! SA! LA! RA! BA! CA! And just in case anyone is saying there, oh you're advertising Apache, it's, I'd rather have another brand. I'd rather have another brand, but there isn't another brand nearby, so.

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I'd rather go for like a wood fire job. I just don't want anyone saying, oh he's taking the piss here and he's advertising for them. To be honest, Apache substandard compared to artisan wood fire jobs, but I mean, you're not going to get them everywhere you go.

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Let me just change, I can change the fucking soundscape on this so I can hear my voice because it's not coming through.

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One, two, one, oh that's brilliant, that's fucking brilliant. Ah, that's excellent. I can hear everything.

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So where are we? Oh yeah, big tripod, thank you very much. Duke Nukem 3D, thank you very much. You Pfizer'd your mother, thank you very much. Gotta tell you, it was not good at all. I was having nasty, nasty dreams.

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I woke up freezing, fucking freezing, went to bed kind of in a weird kind of vibe. I thought nothing of it. The first jab I thought, oh it's fucking sound, the second one's going to be sound. And you do hear stories of people saying, oh they've had a second jab and it was grand.

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So I thought, oh look, there he is, look, Fat 32. It's great to be able to do this from the comfort and safety of the bed.

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But I was Billy Big Bollocks going around saying it's going to be grand and then I was in the fucking horrors last night. I couldn't sleep. Started freezing the bollocks off.

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I had to put on, I put on a hoodie. I even put pants on and socks. I went, I just got back into the bed fully clothed.

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And do you know the Galway hat that was given to me, the woolly Galway hat that was given to Tom, sorry.

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On his stream.

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Tommy Schlug, you got a hat. I wore that in bed and put the radiator on in the fucking room.

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And then I woke up at like half seven with like fucking sweat.

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Oh, it was, it was, it was chaos.

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I nearly died. I was wrapped up to the point of death.

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I was three hours away from my death.

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Crazy bit of business.

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And you're saying, people are saying, what's the story? Which fax was it?

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It was a Pfizer. But I got called out because, sure, I got Sputnik light.

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When I was over in Moscow, I got fucking light. Sputnik lit up, I did.

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And that's a one hit wonder.

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But then I got back here and it turns out they don't fucking accept it.

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The European medical authority or agency are saying that Sputnik is not accepted.

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So you need to get another one.

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So I had to fucking enlist for another jab.

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So I've, I've, I've Sputnik and I've Pfizer in me.

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And do you know what?

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I'm going to fucking go and get AstraZeneca for the crack tomorrow.

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Well, not tomorrow.

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I'm going to try and find a way of getting that as well.

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And just go for the, go for the triple.

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Triple Sonic.

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A lot of people there disagreeing in the chat saying, saying that's bollocks and you're fucked and all that.

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But I mean, you don't know what you're talking about.

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I mean, I'm going to prove to you.

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I'm going to prove to you I'll be grand because, sure, I've put, there's been lots of stuff that's gone into my body over the years.

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You know, a little squirt out of a fucking needle is not going to change.

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It's not going to make a blind bit of difference in my eyes.

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So we'll, we'll take it as, as we have it and we, as we get it.

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Hopefully you're, you're getting on all right, everyone.

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It's five past ten.

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Let's have a, let's get the chefé going first.

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Hopefully you're all doing well there.

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Sir Chicken, thanks very much.

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Chris McBee.

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Yeah, yeah bloody donkey.

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Thanks very much.

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You, you Apache'd your guff.

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Fat32, thanks very much.

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Chefé, thank you big tripod Duke Nukem.

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And Akinboy.

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Let's get this going.

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It's a lovely, lovely, lovely bit of business.

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It's great to be coming from the safety and comfort of the bed.

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Bit of a fever dream, fever stream.

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I didn't think I was going to be able to make it, but I think, fuck it.

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I'm still going to be awake for another couple of hours.

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So I just stream from the fucking bed like, it'll be grand.

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Hope you're all doing well there in the chat.

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All right, let's get this going.

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This is that there.

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Now we can turn that off.

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It's a lovely bit of music there.

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Let's just hear what this lady is saying again now.

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I think they're playing getting jiggy with it in the background or something.

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We've seen this numerous times before.

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Should we get both copies of it?

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Could be a bit loud.

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Can anybody name that tune in the background?

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It's like a fucking Leanne Rimes-esque style.

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Are you saying you can hear it?

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Can you hear it?

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It's not God's plan, Gareth.

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Gareth Dowdow.

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It's your fucking...

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Drake was probably only a little nipper when this stuff was going on.

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Thanks very much there.

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Anaconda G, Mark formerly Pfizered, clone name Gipsaw and Stair Chicken.

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Thank you very much, Chris McBee and Luke Coyle.

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It's not farewell, Mayo, Evan Kilbane.

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I don't know if anyone can...

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I don't know if anyone can hear it.

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Elgato.

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Crank that up a little bit there.

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That should be okay.

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Shaq lads, thank you very much and Luke Coyle.

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This might blast your ears off now, be careful.

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Can you hear it?

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Could you hear it?

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Mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam.

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Mam, mam, mam.

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All right, here we go.

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Here we go.

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T-shirt or computer?

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T-shirt or computer?

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98.

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T-shirt.

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Halcyon days.

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Halcyon days.

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We've watched this a few times.

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We've watched this a few times, but it's worth watching again.

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Look at the scenarios going on.

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There's a lot of scenarios we need to pick apart out of this video, actually.

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Thanks very much, King C.

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Mouldy Mike.

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Bradley.

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2009 Range Rover Vogue.

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I hope you're getting on well, lads.

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Just to let you know here, I can't fucking read much of the messages that are going on.

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We're going to just be watching the thing.

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But thank you very much.

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I can see the names, but then there's a big load of texts.

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Hi, Francis.

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Can you wish my friend Liam Farrell a happy 26th birthday?

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He got the second Pfizer job yesterday as well.

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He's hoping it won't make a mess at the celebrations tomorrow.

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I'll be all right, man.

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I'm feeling...

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I'm beginning to get better now.

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But last night was a fucking nightmare.

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And today was a nightmare.

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I didn't think I was going to make it here.

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You can announce my number.

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We've got a free computer to give away.

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We've got a laser printer.

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33 seconds and counting, ladies and gentlemen.

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33 seconds and counting.

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All associates stand by.

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98 is about to launch.

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Let's hear it, ladies and gentlemen.

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Let's go out here.

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Come on.

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Start me up.

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Start me up.

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Start me up.

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You never stop.

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Look at these lads.

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There was a lovely bit of stance work there from this fella here on the left.

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Fucking Lisa Stansfield there, look.

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It's here, baby.

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3, 2, 1.

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You're fucked.

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You're fucked.

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You're fucked.

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Look at this fella here.

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He's my favourite.

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He just really, really knocks it out of the park.

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He gets into gear.

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Look at the stance.

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Look at the angle work.

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I hope it's a good job the floor didn't have any slippery butter on it or anything like that.

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Otherwise, he would have just gone straight down.

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Because that's a bad angle on such a shiny floor surface.

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Let's take that back a notch there and see what we're dealing with here.

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Oh, yeah.

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Remember, if you've only just seen this, we went through this one at the very first stream,

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I believe it was.

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Thanks very much.

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Bang.

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Thank you very much.

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And C. Bradley.

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And...

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Oh.

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No.

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Now we've gone back.

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That's the right.

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There we go.

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There we go.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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It's this fella here.

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And then you've got these lads.

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I thought he had a plaster on his mouth or something over his mouth.

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I thought he was so excited that he had to tape up his own mouth.

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But it's just the glare of the windscreen or something of the door.

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See this guy's face?

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He was...

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He was really happy.

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He's like a child.

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Like an adult man-child.

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And we can go back just to see...

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Some of these enhancements are FBI level.

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We can see that face.

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Oh, it's gone now.

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Oh, I keep on missing the fucking...

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I'm pressing the wrong button.

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Ah, there he is.

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Look.

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Look at that lad.

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Pure...

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Pure...

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Pure...

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Joy.

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Unexultant or exultant joy.

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Whatever the words is.

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Crazy bit of business altogether.

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Keep an eye on that lad.

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He's the one to watch for the future.

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He's a hot prospect for the future.

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He's the one to watch for the future.

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He's the one to watch for the future.

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He's the one to watch for the future.

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He's the one to watch for the future.

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He's the one to watch for the future.

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Let's enhance this.

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Lovely britches on that guy as well.

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Thanks very much there.

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Shlug, Boom Boom Boys, Andy Marshall, and lovely Memorex cassettes there.

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VHS or Betamax.

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This guy, he's handed him a copy, but he's just like, "Fuck ya.

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I'm going right through ya."

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And then your man.

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Look at the smile on this book.

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This fella's face here.

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I wonder should we have the music on underneath this as well while we're watching.

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these faces.

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They're great faces.

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Roboball, thank you very much.

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Or RuBall, thank you very much.

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Shlug, Boom Boom Boys, and Andy Marshall.

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It's a lovely, lovely bit of business.

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Slow down, people are saying.

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People are getting inertia from watching this clip again.

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It's a classic, classic, classic scenario.

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Thank God.

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Rupal Stilskin.

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Rupal Stilskin.

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Thanks very much, man.

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And Tyrone.

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Thank you very much.

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I think it's Tyrone.

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I'm going to have to enhance that or something.

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Like the way I'm saying.

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I'm going to have to enhance that or something.

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Like the way I'm saying.

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I'm going to have to say that.

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in this clip again it's a classic classic classic scenario

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rupel still skin thanks very much man and tyrone thank you very much i think it's tyrone i'm not

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sure i i'm having a hard time re seeing that i'm gonna have to enhance that or something like the

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way i'm enhancing this fella's face pure enhancement and enchantment as well

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and this is a quality quality iconic image it's the image which has iconoclastically made this stream

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what it is since its inception and launch it's the man with the copy i know why they had such big

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boxes for these fucking uh applications and programs because it's just a cd in the end

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nobody ever read the instructions really i don't think i can't ever remember reading instructions

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for games maybe you'd be bored on a car journey you'd fucking read the fucking thing on the way home

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before you played it but i mean maybe that's what he was gonna do

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and this is his uh moment of truth

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fat 32.

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in order to reach that technology it really truly is an extension of loud so we've seen that it's a great

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great great great great great great great great great great great little intro and uh we can uh return

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to that as and when we want but it's it's the man with the plan he's got a counterfeit dollar in his hand

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it's stew baby the stew pot mama's old stew recipe the chefee slim chefadee uh compliments to the chefee

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he's all about those computer chips he's the silicone the silicone valley snake is another

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moniker the uh the chief

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another one david scollard how are you says it's the chief sizzlin stew

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uh says mike any more nicknames there that i haven't uh i've left out please hit me with a few of those because i need to read them out

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cmc's uh tactical mustache but there is no mustache there

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look the chefee way chefee executive officer

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stew de flu not sure whether or not he had flu at the time whether or not he uh this is a long time before

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the the the coronavirus was invented in a laboratory maybe or maybe it came from bats but it's a bit

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coincidental isn't it a bit coincidental that it came from the same area where there was a biohazard factory

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which its primary purpose was to investigate and invent coronavirus strains crazy crazy when you think about it uh

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thank you very much there for the tip cactus machine or macron show thank you very much cactus rider

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spewy stewie the wizard of wanderly chefee hail to the chefee daew stew it's a japanese variant on him

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and uh biohazard resident stew uh fat daddy 2.0 cia propaganda

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i don't think that's a name actually that was just you commenting on what i was saying about the uh

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the uh wuhan virus the the wuhan lab creating the virus corporate daddy stew um fat 30 stew is probably

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the best at the moment from do you in the chat i hope you're getting on well kevin farrell luke morgoth

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annie go robo auntie uh wheel and jimmy lucy it's all all go it's all stew chaffee let's

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stop the talk the time for talk is over the time for this show is now the year 1992 the centenary year

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of computer chronicles started in 1982 and uh or i mean it says centenary but i'm sure was there a seven did

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it started in the 70s must have been 82 must have been anyway centenary year because it keeps on

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dropping in little nuggets from the past 10 years from previous shows so it's a lovely bit of business

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it must have been a real nice setup for stewart chaffee to be running his own production company

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having his own show in silicon valley doing what he loves covering what he loves just microchips

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he uh computers hardware software hardware any kind of where he could get his hands on he was well aware

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he was hyper aware of his surroundings he was omnipresent he had the third eye always open and

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look i can wax lyrical on the sizzle cam all day long but it's not gonna do it justice you need to see it

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for yourself so sit back kick back grab yourself a slice or a can and let's get involved here in the

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greatest piece of television ever created and it's all all on a plate for us right now thanks very much

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there bally bally bally beg post office and uh steph and cactus and tyrone

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let's do this if you've just converted your pc to windows you've probably discovered a few new

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problems with your computer system it is now too slow your screen is too small the resolution isn't

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good enough you need another button on your mouse etc welcome to the wonderful world of windows add-ons in

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which you can spend hundreds of dollars at your local computer store getting the hardware system

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that windows demands today yes show you how to windowize your pc big big fan of shuffey whenever he

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starts a a word that has h in it he always says like three h's instead of just hardware he'd say hardware

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as we look at hardware enhancements for windows on this edition he didn't do it then he didn't do it

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there we go there we go hundreds of dollars at your local he did it there hundreds hardware almost

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there was a gym came me there was a frank mccord style hundreds of people showed up

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vibe to it there sorry about the the lip smacking and the the noise arts it's good pizza though

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computer store getting the hardware system that windows demands today hardware computer store

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getting the hardware system that windows demands today we'll show you how to windowize your pc

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as we look at hardware enhancements for windows on this edition of the computer chronicles

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look at the graphics look at the graphics look at that look at that what does that say look state reality

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jesus what reality were these lads living in when they were making this

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the the state of that man first national bank waxman corporation beaumont felco laboratory state realty oh

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it's realty thanks very much deep thank you very much

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what was that little ball thing there there was a little ball thing that just swept around the gaff

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don't don't don't don't don't just we're using frame by frame wow look at that that's almost as good as

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the nighthawks hawk the other night that we were watching the intro to nighthawks on rte

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we've got a pc with a microchip i wonder did steward shaffey mastermind

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this little piece of uh intro technology was he like let's get some floppyware on the hardware

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and i want a little ball there to spin around that computer let's get a microchip on the computer

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computer screen we can get that computer screen to pop that microchip to pop off the screen

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it's a lovely lovely piece of uh artwork and big big big shout out to uh mode v thank you very much

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for your tip there true grit and cg thanks siege siege fucking under siege men and remember always

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don't copy that floppy not my words the words of spa the software publisher publishers association computer

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chronicles is made possible in part by the software publishers association providers of educational

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materials to help manage software don't copy that floppy don't copy that floppy ha look at that welcome

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to the computer what a bizarre way to start the show two men in a darkened room not talking to each other

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staring at a computer screen they can't even see each other's faces look just two silhouettes one beard

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you can tell it's a beard is it is there a beard there there was a lot of beards there's a lot of

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beards a lot of ponytails a lot of questionable fashion styles at the times 1992 just come out of

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the hedonistic 80s a lot of uh you know there's a lot of baggage going on mentally and fashionistically

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and as we can see the silhouette of chefé is just noble and true imagine coming home of a night now from

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the pub now that you can and you get in and there's just that that silhouette standing down the hallway

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just looking at the pictures of your family and what do you say to that what what would you do with

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that do you know would you greet him would you say hi should you or would you call the guards it's a

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tough tough choice but someone's gonna have to make it welcome to the computer chronicles i'm steward

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shiffey and with me today is david strayer president of home row inc up in oregon david you've been

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there called the j mouse tell us what a j mouse is a j mouse is a mouse that hides it's a j mouse guys in the

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j key of the keyboard so you can use it with your hands right on the keyboard all right now that's a

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regular keyboard the j key is marked in blue but show me you can just type normally with that i can

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type i thought it was going to be some kind of special japanese mouse because of like they have j jazz is

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japanese jazz and that thank you very much questionable ponytails are us and lenny and slim shafady thank you

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very much this is a j mouse the mouse that lets you keep your hands on the home row of the keyboard

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type a mouse is a pointing device modern software requires pointing a track ball a track ball

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is also a don't know what that means let's keep going here i can type j's uh-huh so it's a normal

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keyboard but you're telling me it's also a mouse yes and to to make it a mouse all you have to do

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is put your finger on the key and hold it down and put a light side let me try it so there's my

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normal type that finger work just hold it down just hitting that g i'm just leaning left right up down and

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i'm running the cursor through the j key how does that work david wow four sensors embedded in the keyboard

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and check out what it forces that your finger what was that what was your favorite writing there with the j key

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Crazy bit of business altogether. It could be some kind of new fangled Illuminati style message. We've got a letter there. J. J. J. F. J. A. S. D. J. J. H. J. H. J. H. J. H. H. H. H. J. Thanks for the tip there Computer Cron. 1990s. I hope you're getting on well.

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And look at the way Shafay absolutely smashed that fucking J button. He's a J smasher.

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Get a mouse. All you have to do is put your finger on the key and hold it down and put light side.

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Let me try. So there's my normal typing. Or I just hold it down and look at that. I'm just leaning left, right, up, down and I'm running the cursor through the J key. How does that work David?

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Four sensors embedded in the keyboard measure the forces that your fingertip puts on the key cap. The keyboard microprocessor digitizes these.

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They go up the keyboard cable and the software works everything out downstream.

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All right. What do I do for my mouse buttons?

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Check that out. Lovely bit of finger work there as well from Shafay. It's kind of gymnastic in its approach.

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In its execution. Nothing short of Olympic gold. It was the two. It was an index and a middle finger shuffle buster.

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I've done this. A lot of you will. Maybe you might be. It's one of those.

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Do you ever be at a PC in the office and you just want to start shuffle busting?

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Well, I tell you who invented that. None other than Slim Shafay. And here we are. And here we can see it. The guy is a fucking genius. Look at that.

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Some man. Some man. Some man for one man. And look at that. It's a double. It's almost like a double antenna. Like his hand has two antennae.

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And they're sniffing out technological microchips and all sorts of wares. Crazy.

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Well, if you'll notice on the front of the key caps, we have keys that are labeled. Most mice have one, two, or three buttons. We have 14 mouse buttons here, even including a double click.

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Somebody has just said in the chat there, Sephiroth 503 is after telling us it was a gang sign. Apologies and no offense.

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Didn't mean to flash any gang signs. So if that has upset anybody in Compton or anybody out there in one of those gangs, sorry about that. We didn't mean it. And we'll cut it out in the edit afterwards.

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Well, that's a pretty handy thing if you're running Windows and you need a keyboard and a mouse.

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We're going to look at several hardware add-ons today designed to make Windows...

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Lovely, lovely Shafi transition there.

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Tommy Schlug, thank you very much.

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Kevin Beijing, thank you.

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And Boko Haram, Inc.

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Look at the way Shafi just transitions with a smile, a wink, and a nod, and it's off to the next segment.

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It's a beautiful bit of business.

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...buttons here, even including a double-click button.

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Well, that's a pretty handy thing if you're running Windows and you need a keyboard and a mouse.

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We're going to look at several hardware add-ons today designed to make Windows software run better and faster.

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Hardware add-ons.

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Adware hard-ons.

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He could have Freudian slipped that.

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Adware hard-ons.

460
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,760
Take that again.

461
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,160
But he wouldn't say that, and that wouldn't happen to a man of his caliber.

462
00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:38,640
...from mice to monitors, from accelerator cards to video cards.

463
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,600
Now, you've all seen those nasty Macintosh ads from Apple,

464
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:45,480
showing all the junk you've got to buy to optimize your PC for Windows.

465
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,700
Well, sometimes you do have to upgrade your PC to run Windows,

466
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:53,020
and now there is a company that specializes in windowizing your computer.

467
00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:54,540
Wow. Crazy.

468
00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:59,940
...Penn State University Park, Philadelphia.

469
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,120
Varsity League.

470
00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:03,380
College Ball.

471
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,800
Scholarship Blues.

472
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,200
Varsity Jackets.

473
00:34:08,740 --> 00:34:09,620
Letterheads.

474
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:11,620
Scholar Ball.

475
00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:14,600
Varsity League Scholarship.

476
00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:15,600
1992.

477
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,560
...Harvard State Park University.

478
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,960
Ivy League Big Boys.

479
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,640
Papa's got a brand new college fund.

480
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:30,400
Thank you very much there, Auntie, for the tip.

481
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:31,580
Stuart Shafee.

482
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,120
Thank you very much, Tommy Schlug.

483
00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:36,860
And happy wedding to a clone named Gibson in the chat.

484
00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:38,160
Everyone who's getting married tomorrow.

485
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,280
I hope you're getting on well there, clone.

486
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,520
Best of luck with that wedding.

487
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:47,020
Crazy, crazy bit of business to rob a phrase from the uncle there.

488
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:51,300
Let's check out this fucking Ivy State Varsity Ball League University.

489
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:52,820
1992, baby.

490
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,800
...University faced the prospect of having to replace thousands of 286 PCs

491
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,640
so they could run Windows software.

492
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:02,520
The estimated cost came in at over $2.5 million.

493
00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:03,380
Ah, look.

494
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,420
Little poochie there.

495
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:06,760
Or is it a...

496
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:10,780
Is that a statue of a fucking cat or a leopard or something?

497
00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:14,140
Because I thought, oh, it's a motivational pet,

498
00:35:14,260 --> 00:35:16,220
but it just looks like a fucking sphinx.

499
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:19,260
Ah, look at the state of that, man.

500
00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:21,120
Imagine having to work off a blue screen.

501
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,820
The blue screen of death.

502
00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:27,080
Teresa Carmody was working off the blue screen of death

503
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,180
in her office job, Frank.

504
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,420
You never mentioned it to her parents, Frank.

505
00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:35,140
So they looked for an alternative solution.

506
00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:37,120
PC upgrades that would cost less.

507
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,680
The answer came from a computer consulting firm named Sigma Data.

508
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,400
They want to make use of their investment.

509
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,100
Fucking hell, he...

510
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:47,720
We've got a Sigma...

511
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:48,920
Sigma Data here.

512
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,460
Sigma Daddy.

513
00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:54,820
Sigma male Pete Kaczynski.

514
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,900
And I got to tell you, it's a sigmatic...

515
00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:00,380
It's a very sigmatic stare he's got.

516
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,300
It's intense.

517
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,260
It's intense as fuck.

518
00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:05,340
It's I-A-F.

519
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,880
Thanks very much Moo, Neymar, Sexy, and Steven, and Auntie.

520
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:12,940
Crazy bit of business.

521
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:13,680
Let's have a look here.

522
00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:15,660
Someone's saying it's a bit too intense.

523
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,940
Maybe we need to intensify it for a moment or two

524
00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:21,740
and just see what we've got going on here.

525
00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:34,900
Tonight at nine on dispatches.

526
00:36:36,180 --> 00:36:37,920
Tonight at nine on primetime.

527
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,900
He was the Sigma Daddy of Penn State University varsity ball.

528
00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:45,040
His name...

529
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,040
Sig...

530
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:46,660
Sig...

531
00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:48,400
Sigma Kaczynski.

532
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,040
A man who controlled too many computers.

533
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:59,200
What lands did he set up in that university?

534
00:37:00,660 --> 00:37:02,040
The man...

535
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,620
The Sigma male who went a land too far.

536
00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:10,900
Klan, thank you very much.

537
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,920
Hats off to Shafi.

538
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:12,760
Thank you very much.

539
00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:15,080
Look at this.

540
00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:19,760
Tonight at nine...

541
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,080
Tonight at nine on primetime.

542
00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:24,620
Kaczynski.

543
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,200
The Sigma Daddy of Philadelphia University.

544
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,520
Sigma Data.

545
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,400
Thank you very much, sir.

546
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,700
Sigma Steve and Johnny.

547
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,460
And Klan who's got a fucking haiku.

548
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:40,060
But I need to...

549
00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:40,800
I can't see it.

550
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,020
I need to see the fucking thing.

551
00:37:43,420 --> 00:37:44,260
We'll get back.

552
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:44,520
Sorry.

553
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,600
Just want to apologize as well to the Sigma Daddy himself.

554
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,780
Sorry about that Sigma Daddy if you're watching.

555
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,020
I am...

556
00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:59,180
That was not a...

557
00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:01,560
It was not anything to do with your character.

558
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,580
You look like a sound man.

559
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:03,580
But sometimes...

560
00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:04,980
Sometimes the fucking...

561
00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:07,020
The director of these interviews should have gone...

562
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:08,060
Just relax, lads.

563
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,580
There's no need to look...

564
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:11,980
That serious, you know.

565
00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:15,280
And that's Pete Kaczynski, the Sigma Daddy.

566
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,580
To their investment...

567
00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:19,340
That they've put into...

568
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,280
Paddler, thank you very much.

569
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,320
Sigma Steve, Johnny.

570
00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:22,000
Klan.

571
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,240
Klan's haiku, by the way, is steadily rolling on.

572
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,460
The mouse Shafi got the gat.

573
00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,860
Best believe...

574
00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:35,000
We pack 32 fat.

575
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:39,900
It's a crazy, crazy haiku which has kind of hip-hop undertones to it as well.

576
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:43,200
Upgrade either the memory or the processor or the disk drive.

577
00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:45,880
Thanks very much for the tip and the haiku.

578
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:46,420
If you can take...

579
00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:52,420
Put an additional few hundred dollars into a system as opposed to a few thousand dollars to buy a new one,

580
00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:57,940
it makes sense to bring your machine up to today's technology and we offer that capability.

581
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:03,060
So Penn State took Sigma Data's advice and upgraded their older IBM PS2s...

582
00:39:03,060 --> 00:39:04,980
So fish sticks, thank you very much.

583
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,480
Hope you're getting on well.

584
00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:08,120
...with CPU upgrades.

585
00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:11,320
Their machines now have a 20 MHz 386.

586
00:39:11,460 --> 00:39:17,080
They upgraded RAM to put 4 megs in each machine and they swapped out the hard drives to get more storage capacity.

587
00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:18,600
Go away the fuck.

588
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:24,780
All this on their own, dealing directly with third-party vendors, but they concluded it made more sense to work with a systems consultant.

589
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:26,920
He's doing a bit of spreadsheet.

590
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:26,980
He's doing a bit of spreadsheet.

591
00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:27,920
...forage capacity.

592
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,180
Penn State could have done all this on their own, dealing directly with third-party vendors,

593
00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:35,620
but they concluded it made more sense to work with a systems consultant.

594
00:39:36,420 --> 00:39:38,640
They had all the information we were looking for.

595
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:38,720
Wowzers!

596
00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:44,080
Joe Eisenhower from Penn State here and did somebody...

597
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:50,980
Did somebody leave the door open in the caterpillar enclosure down at the zoology department of Penn State because...

598
00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:53,360
We've got a bush tail on the loose, baby.

599
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,000
And we need to get the... We need to notify the ranger!

600
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:02,140
Thanks very much for the tip there, Padder and Sophistic.

601
00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:12,380
They're very knowledgeable in their product and they knew exactly what we were talking about when we wanted to upgrade this equipment to run those applications and they did.

602
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,640
They saved us a lot of time.

603
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:17,400
I can only imagine the amount of soup that would mop up at the end of the dish.

604
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:27,620
And then there'd be a fair... There'd be a fair fucking weight of straining that had to be done over a nice sized industrial sink.

605
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:33,400
Dylan, thank you very much for the tip and Shafi again and Katie, thank you very much.

606
00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:42,500
Somebody said the sad mustache is what's known in the business as a culkin.

607
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,000
A Kevin McAllister special bush tail.

608
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,620
And one of these... It's hard to find these out in the wild these days.

609
00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:53,300
Tech support and information they gave us.

610
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:56,420
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Janelle Stelzen.

611
00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:57,620
In the future...

612
00:40:57,620 --> 00:41:00,180
Janelle Stelzen's after you.

613
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:03,200
Fucking tactical espionage Stelzen.

614
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,280
Dylan and Steph, thank you very much.

615
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,120
Shout out to the OG Gibson's getting married tomorrow.

616
00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:14,100
OG Gibson getting married tomorrow, baby.

617
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:16,380
A common way of interacting with the user.

618
00:41:16,780 --> 00:41:18,140
We have a window open here.

619
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,380
I can click on this window.

620
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,460
A clock that's running at the same time.

621
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,320
I'm able to look in the corner here.

622
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,960
I have icons that represent different actions.

623
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,920
Mop a stash, thank you very much.

624
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,760
So if I click on that icon, it reduces that down...

625
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,920
So this is a 10-year anniversary season.

626
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,640
So you have these little idents that they've done.

627
00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:34,400
Really nice, cute little idents.

628
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:40,300
And this is just showing us a chapter from the Chronicles of August 16th, 1988.

629
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,660
Jeez, it might be nearly August 16th.

630
00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:43,300
Oh, it's the 12th.

631
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,740
And this was...

632
00:41:44,740 --> 00:41:46,160
They're showing us in a little box.

633
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:50,640
Very hard to hear because they've mixed music with the audio from the fucking series.

634
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,460
And it's kind of hard to know what's going on.

635
00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:54,620
And this is...

636
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:55,540
They're showing us Windows.

637
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:03,680
The first ever version of Windows called Windows 3 or Slash 386 with a GUI.

638
00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:05,120
Graphical user interface.

639
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,400
Crazy bit of business.

640
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,580
A GUI.

641
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:11,260
It wasn't even invented until then in 1988.

642
00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:12,140
Can you believe it?

643
00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:14,480
How did they even operate computers before that?

644
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:15,000
We don't know.

645
00:42:15,260 --> 00:42:16,920
It's probably just putting in loads of code.

646
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,500
Very, very, very fucking annoying.

647
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,180
And Joe, thank you very much.

648
00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:25,740
And sexy cell and mom's stash.

649
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:26,420
Thank you very much.

650
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:31,400
Wow.

651
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:32,060
Look at that.

652
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:32,840
Wow.

653
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,720
Another classic cold open intro to the boys.

654
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:37,320
Tedgepots.

655
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:37,920
Thanks.

656
00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:38,880
Thanks very much.

657
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:39,860
And Jackie.

658
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:40,600
Thank you very much.

659
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:41,000
There's a window.

660
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,800
Look at these guys here.

661
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,800
It's a lovely bit of business going on here.

662
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,400
We've got three.

663
00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:47,860
We're triple monitoring.

664
00:42:48,580 --> 00:42:49,700
We'll go back to that again.

665
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,700
Oh, for fuck's sake.

666
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:52,640
Adverts on YouTube.

667
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,520
Sorry.

668
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:55,020
Sorry.

669
00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:57,000
This is a load of bollocks.

670
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,840
This hardware.

671
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,640
Were we watching the hardware one?

672
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:03,560
Bellabot.

673
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,660
Yeah, we were, we were, we were.

674
00:43:10,140 --> 00:43:11,020
We'll go back.

675
00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:12,900
Macaulay Culkin's mustache.

676
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,060
And then to the two boys with these.

677
00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:16,160
Okay, here we go.

678
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:17,460
It's a ViewSonic.

679
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,040
These are the guys from ViewSonic who make monitors.

680
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:20,820
I want to begin with.

681
00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:21,900
Picture of.

682
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,220
You have two challenges.

683
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,540
Input and output.

684
00:43:24,540 --> 00:43:27,740
There are lots of things to manipulate and lots of things to look at.

685
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,760
Here with solutions for both ends of the problem are John Grundy of ViewSonic

686
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,680
and Scott Schulte of Logitech.

687
00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:34,900
John, I want to begin with you.

688
00:43:35,340 --> 00:43:36,440
I'm a new Windows user.

689
00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:39,080
I'm still using my old PC when I was running Doc.

690
00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:41,500
I'm a Windows kind of guy.

691
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,240
I have those on a soundboard ready to rock somewhere.

692
00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:47,740
I wonder if I've got them here.

693
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:50,100
A few items I could just play.

694
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,360
Oh, fuck.

695
00:43:53,420 --> 00:43:54,060
Would it be there?

696
00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:55,640
Would it be there?

697
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,720
I'd probably be here all day doing it.

698
00:43:59,220 --> 00:43:59,580
Soundboard.

699
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,120
Shafé.

700
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:00,900
Soundboard.

701
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:05,320
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

702
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,720
Look, we'll get back to that again at another time at the moment.

703
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,580
It's not going to happen.

704
00:44:11,260 --> 00:44:12,240
Just see if I have it here.

705
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,080
It'd be fucking funny if we do have it though.

706
00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:17,460
A load of Shafé quotes in a folder.

707
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,960
Just ready to rock.

708
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:19,960
Do documents.

709
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:20,960
Uh, documents.

710
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:21,600
Do documents.

711
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:22,860
Documents there.

712
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,500
You fucking want you to put them over the ass.

713
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,780
There's a Shafé soundboard.

714
00:44:27,940 --> 00:44:28,580
No, maybe.

715
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:29,400
Maybe.

716
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:32,040
Shafé.

717
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,440
We do have them here.

718
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:34,200
Bad thing.

719
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,180
I don't know if you can hear them though.

720
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,520
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this or is there a good side to it?

721
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,800
Well, if I have kept them on this fucking thing, that would be great.

722
00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:55,560
Nope, forget it.

723
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:56,800
I'll come back to it another time.

724
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,440
It's not worth the hassle.

725
00:44:58,540 --> 00:45:02,580
Thanks very much for the tip there, Comrade Cactus and Jackie.

726
00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:08,560
But look, we're doing well to be fucking doing the stream from the bed anyway.

727
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:18,040
So it's not a big deal to me if we don't have a load of Stuart Shafé soundboard little bits and pieces to be playing throughout the show.

728
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:22,660
But I will get that rigged up and hooked up and ready to rock for the next edition.

729
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:24,860
Let's have a look.

730
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,700
It didn't matter that much.

731
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,840
Now, I want to be able to see more on my screen when I'm running Windows.

732
00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:31,320
See more butts.

733
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,860
Well, there's two opportunities for the Windows users.

734
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,040
One of them is just to buy a bigger monitor.

735
00:45:36,220 --> 00:45:39,000
And we have here today one of our larger screen monitors.

736
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:45,260
The other opportunity is to use a higher resolution, which will pack more information onto the same size screen.

737
00:45:45,740 --> 00:45:52,520
Now, if we look at the monitors that we have here today, the one on the left is a typical 640 by 480 resolution,

738
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,400
which is what most of the people are running Windows at today.

739
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:55,520
Okay.

740
00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:56,760
What's this?

741
00:45:56,860 --> 00:45:57,660
This lad's got, look.

742
00:45:57,700 --> 00:45:59,200
He's got like a little track ball.

743
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:09,600
I bet he can't wait for this lad to shut up talking about these monitors so that he can whip out his track ball and really start impressing us.

744
00:46:10,260 --> 00:46:12,440
At the moment, Shafé is looking pensive.

745
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:14,340
His hands are clasped.

746
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:22,460
That of a man who doesn't know whether or not this piece is going to be good or is it going to be boring and labored.

747
00:46:23,140 --> 00:46:24,140
Let's have a look and see.

748
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,400
Thanks very much, Dembele.

749
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:32,060
Some of the newer systems, like the one in the middle here, run 800 by 600.

750
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,500
Now, what we're seeing is the square box on the first monitor is just in standard mode.

751
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:41,160
And the same picture at 800 by 600 is shown on the second screen.

752
00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:43,040
And what you can see is you have a lot more area.

753
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:47,860
So all the stuff on the outside of that white box is new workspace for me, basically, on my monitor.

754
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:48,720
That's correct.

755
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,840
And what about on the one on the right, the larger monitor?

756
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:55,180
The one on the right here, what we're doing is running this at 1024 by 768 resolution.

757
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,940
And that almost quadruples the amount of information.

758
00:46:58,060 --> 00:47:01,360
As you can see, the screen has parts of four separate screens here now.

759
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,820
And that, once again, increases the information.

760
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:07,980
So as you move up to the higher resolutions, you can pack more information into the same area.

761
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:08,180
All right.

762
00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:09,520
I'm going to explain to our viewers now.

763
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,020
That was rubbish because he's after, say,

764
00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:14,740
You know, you can fit four screens on that.

765
00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:15,580
Look at that, though.

766
00:47:16,620 --> 00:47:18,400
Yeah, you've got a square there.

767
00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:19,520
That's okay.

768
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,080
You've got that there.

769
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,820
That's not even a full square at the bottom.

770
00:47:22,940 --> 00:47:24,960
Look, you've got this here.

771
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,200
That's like a fucking rectangle.

772
00:47:27,740 --> 00:47:32,240
And then the less said about this little piece here, the better.

773
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:35,840
Because that is no use to any man or beast whatsoever.

774
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:36,940
It's not a four screen.

775
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,980
It's not a four screen monitor.

776
00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:40,860
It's not a four.

777
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,340
You're going to tell more lies.

778
00:47:42,340 --> 00:47:45,840
Thanks very much there, leg fend.

779
00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:48,140
And then...

780
00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:50,940
To the higher resolutions, you can pack more information into the same area.

781
00:47:51,020 --> 00:47:51,140
All right.

782
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:51,780
I might explain...

783
00:47:51,780 --> 00:47:52,940
Can you fuck?

784
00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:54,120
Explain to our viewers now.

785
00:47:54,180 --> 00:47:56,500
There's this sort of inverse law of monitors and displays.

786
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,040
And the better they look in person, the worse they look on the air.

787
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,600
So you should ignore the flicker and all that roll bar stuff you're seeing.

788
00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:04,480
That's not really what's going on as we look at this.

789
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:04,900
All right.

790
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:05,120
Now...

791
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:05,220
Okay.

792
00:48:05,220 --> 00:48:07,620
We're going to tackle flicker and roll bar, guys.

793
00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:10,220
And just before we move on, look at the lovely...

794
00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:11,420
That's a nice...

795
00:48:11,420 --> 00:48:16,880
That was really gone at before the show with a blade or a trimmer.

796
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:24,120
And what I'm interested in as well is just the willow the wisp at the back of Shafay's head there.

797
00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:25,120
There's a wisp...

798
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,540
First long monitors and the flick.

799
00:48:27,140 --> 00:48:28,500
Crisp wisp at the back.

800
00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:30,340
It's just...

801
00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:33,280
It's just the cheeky little touches like that that make it...

802
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:34,520
Make the show what it is.

803
00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:37,580
Thank you very much, Boner Jams and Legfend.

804
00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:39,560
It's a crazy bit of business.

805
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,220
I love it.

806
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:41,260
It's cheeky.

807
00:48:41,340 --> 00:48:41,900
It's playful.

808
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,160
It's...

809
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,440
Some would say suggestive.

810
00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:45,860
We're not going to get into that realm.

811
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,240
Leave that with the man of the hour itself.

812
00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:49,800
The better they're looking person, the worse.

813
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:51,640
Stew baby bebe.

814
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:56,260
They look on the air, so you should ignore the flicker and all that roll bar stuff you're seeing.

815
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,080
That's not really...

816
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,260
I mean, he's talking about flicker and roll bar.

817
00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:02,840
But what about the flick and roll right at the back of that kiaun?

818
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,940
It's a lovely, lovely bit of hair.

819
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:05,740
You love to see it.

820
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:06,860
Look at that.

821
00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:07,720
Pure enhancement.

822
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,320
Can't even see anything.

823
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:10,280
Pure.

824
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,520
I've gone into his suit.

825
00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:14,620
Don't even get me started on that fucking pinstripe.

826
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,620
Absolutely crazy.

827
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,420
Crazy bit of business.

828
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:20,320
It's Nouvelle Fachine.

829
00:49:21,020 --> 00:49:22,260
It's Charlie Sheen.

830
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:23,600
It's Nouvelle Vague.

831
00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:25,300
It's Haute Couture.

832
00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:26,300
It's Haute Cuisine.

833
00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:28,140
It's Cuisine de France.

834
00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:32,480
It's basically Cuisine de France is the name of the look we're going for with this.

835
00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:34,420
What's going on as we look at this?

836
00:49:34,420 --> 00:49:34,840
All right.

837
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,580
Now, I want you to show me some applications in the big monitor.

838
00:49:37,580 --> 00:49:41,060
And show me what the difference in that high resolution and larger size means.

839
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,140
Well, as we can see...

840
00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:42,380
Ha!

841
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,060
Madra size, is it?

842
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,040
Madritch.

843
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:45,880
Here and there.

844
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,060
And show me what the difference in that high resolution and larger size means.

845
00:49:49,140 --> 00:49:49,280
Oh.

846
00:49:49,540 --> 00:49:50,080
Larger size.

847
00:49:50,140 --> 00:49:50,460
I get you.

848
00:49:50,580 --> 00:49:55,260
Well, as we can see here in text editor that you can get better definition on your font.

849
00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:56,800
This poor guy is nervous.

850
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,520
He's a bit of a nervous Norris.

851
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,260
But he's holding it together anyway.

852
00:50:01,260 --> 00:50:04,940
And he's going to show us some Times New Roman Viewsonic demo bold text.

853
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:12,100
As you actually look at your print preview, you'll be able to see your graphics, you'll be able to see your fonts more as they're going to be printed.

854
00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:12,620
Okay.

855
00:50:12,620 --> 00:50:15,520
And this is a function of the higher resolution, larger display area.

856
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,020
That's correct.

857
00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:16,020
That's correct.

858
00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:16,320
Holy!

859
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:23,900
Now, the other thing that we can do is we can change to the color and look at the added color that this type of a monitor brings you.

860
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:24,700
Wow.

861
00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:28,940
The definition and the contrast is much greater than in a standard, say, VGA monitor.

862
00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:33,080
So if I'm doing serious desktop publishing in which the color values are critical.

863
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:33,160
Serious stuff, Lance.

864
00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:34,320
Thanks very much, Joel.

865
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:38,000
Is it just the resolution that's getting me that or is there something else in this monitor that's getting me that?

866
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,740
What else is going on there in that monitor?

867
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:40,680
Thanks very much, Joel.

868
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,440
And Damios, thank you very much.

869
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,540
There's additional technology in the monitor.

870
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:44,920
Look at that.

871
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,200
He has a will-o-the-wisp as well.

872
00:50:46,220 --> 00:50:48,820
Is there something else in this monitor that's getting me that?

873
00:50:48,820 --> 00:50:51,440
This must be the lady or the makeup.

874
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:52,120
I'm not going to say.

875
00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:53,180
It could be a feller as well.

876
00:50:53,180 --> 00:51:00,460
As the feller in the audience of the fucking Late Late Show said the other night when we were watching that before it got fucking taken down off YouTube.

877
00:51:01,540 --> 00:51:02,820
It could be a feller as well.

878
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:05,020
No sexism here, lads.

879
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:06,700
No sexism.

880
00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:08,640
No sexism here, guys.

881
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,400
I'd love to watch that again, but Artie will take everything down.

882
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,060
Whereas this Shafi, it's just pure.

883
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,060
It's out there.

884
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,300
It's out there in the wild.

885
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:20,620
He's not going to come and take it down.

886
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,040
No one's going to want to take it down.

887
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:28,040
What Artie are going to gain from taking their fucking videos down off the ones that I fucking see?

888
00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:28,860
Huh?

889
00:51:29,340 --> 00:51:30,620
I'm only- I'm only-

890
00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:32,480
Sure, I'm throwing more business their way.

891
00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:35,960
Did they not know I've got a sizzle cap?

892
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:39,300
And look at this.

893
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,100
This is why Artie are going down the fucking shitter.

894
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,200
Because they don't put little fucking curl-

895
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,560
Jerry curls on the back of their guests' heads.

896
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:48,740
Moldy mold.

897
00:51:48,740 --> 00:51:49,660
Thank you very much.

898
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:57,520
Technology in the monitor that improves the contrast and the color that you actually see on screen.

899
00:51:58,380 --> 00:52:01,900
It's aimed more at being able to match your color with your printed color.

900
00:52:02,140 --> 00:52:05,820
All right, John, you've showed us the output side of optimizing your system for Windows.

901
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,980
Let's turn now to the input side, and you've got the new TrackMan stationary mouse.

902
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,240
First of all, show us the piece of hardware and how it's put together.

903
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,620
Shows the piece of hardware and how it's put together.

904
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:20,600
We've got a TrackMan mouse here, Computer Chronicles 1992.

905
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,900
The Computer Chronicles with Stuart Shaffey.

906
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:30,960
And this guy is about to really get to grips with a real sexy piece of hardware that you could have got back then.

907
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,320
What we have here is a stationary mouse.

908
00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:38,400
It's a trackball, a thumb-driven trackball, where you place your thumb on the ball, and you have three more buttons right here.

909
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,660
Your fingers rest comfortably on the ball with your thumb over here, and you can...

910
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:47,340
He just said your fingers rest comfortably on the ball, but as we can see, that's a lie.

911
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,280
That's an out-and-out lie.

912
00:52:49,660 --> 00:52:50,640
You're going to tell more lies.

913
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:51,680
His thumb is on the ball.

914
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:57,260
He's got four fingers straddling those little buttons there.

915
00:52:58,340 --> 00:53:00,640
It's just... it's design.

916
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:01,640
It's lovely.

917
00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:04,400
It's a lovely shitty beige color.

918
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,300
It's just so nice.

919
00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:12,000
And I can't believe it's got a wire... it's got a big, dirty wire coming out of it.

920
00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:13,980
It's just so good.

921
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:15,660
Why don't they make these anymore?

922
00:53:16,540 --> 00:53:17,820
Why don't they make these anymore?

923
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,880
But then again, why'd they fucking make them in the first place?

924
00:53:22,060 --> 00:53:22,620
They were rubbish.

925
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,480
You can move the cursor around quite easily.

926
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:31,340
Unlike some other trackballs on the market, where you rest your whole hand on the palm-sized ball.

927
00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:32,020
Wow.

928
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,540
Imagine getting a palm-sized ball and just resting your hand on it.

929
00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:39,900
You can just conveniently rest your thumb on it, and it's much easier to hold down the buttons and move the ball at the same time.

930
00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:40,060
All right.

931
00:53:40,060 --> 00:53:41,980
We're talking about Windows users right now.

932
00:53:42,060 --> 00:53:45,740
And what's the advantage to a Windows user of having that kind of mouse as input?

933
00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:50,840
Well, with the growing acceptance of Windows, everybody's becoming used to using a mouse right now.

934
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:51,440
Scott Schultz!

935
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:55,140
Advice like this is different than a conventional mouse in that it always stays in one place.

936
00:53:55,220 --> 00:53:59,580
A regular mouse will move around on the desk, and you have to look over and find out where you left it the last time.

937
00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:00,260
No mouse pad.

938
00:54:00,380 --> 00:54:01,360
No space in your desk.

939
00:54:01,460 --> 00:54:01,640
No mouse.

940
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:02,740
It actually takes up less space.

941
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:02,900
Yeah.

942
00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:03,080
All right.

943
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,980
Can you show us some stuff of what you actually do using the...

944
00:54:05,980 --> 00:54:09,220
Stuart Schultz, a class presenter again.

945
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:15,560
I like these moments where he just cuts the interviewee off, doesn't let them go on anymore,

946
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:16,920
because he knows they're talking shite.

947
00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:19,400
He knows the audience's attention is waning.

948
00:54:19,940 --> 00:54:22,620
So it's just straight away, all right, what else?

949
00:54:23,020 --> 00:54:25,420
And your man wants to talk about how it's a great little mouse.

950
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:25,600
Look.

951
00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:27,920
It actually takes up less space.

952
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:28,260
All right.

953
00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:28,860
Can you show us...

954
00:54:28,860 --> 00:54:32,600
It actually takes up less space.

955
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:32,840
Yeah.

956
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:33,140
All right.

957
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:33,640
What else?

958
00:54:34,860 --> 00:54:36,060
Stuff of what you'd actually...

959
00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:36,680
Mouse pad.

960
00:54:36,820 --> 00:54:37,760
No space in your desk.

961
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:38,100
All that stuff.

962
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,160
It actually takes up less space.

963
00:54:39,220 --> 00:54:39,520
All right.

964
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,120
Can you show us some stuff of what you'd actually do using the stationary mouse?

965
00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:43,440
Sure.

966
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,020
Any mouse actually consists of two parts.

967
00:54:46,140 --> 00:54:46,820
One part is the hardware.

968
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:51,240
This is Shafay's show, and he lets them know it, ConnorMack96.

969
00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:52,420
You're goddamn right.

970
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,840
Thank you very much, big blue ball.

971
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,420
And Juicy and any bosom.

972
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,660
Thank you very much, lads.

973
00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,680
And one part is the software.

974
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,360
What we have shipping with TrackMan...

975
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,180
Lodgy mouse.

976
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:04,720
...on a few utilities.

977
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,280
The first one is a special control panel.

978
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:12,000
This control panel allows you to select common things such as tracking speed...

979
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,580
Track speed.

980
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,800
...and drag lock setting, which is useful for a trackball.

981
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,540
Do some button assignments, which is useful for the middle and the right button.

982
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,360
What you'll see here is that I have the middle button set to a double click.

983
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:27,940
Over the course of a day, somebody could easily double click thousands of times when they're using Windows.

984
00:55:27,940 --> 00:55:27,940
Yeah.

985
00:55:27,940 --> 00:55:27,940
Yeah.

986
00:55:27,940 --> 00:55:30,140
I have the right button set up for task list.

987
00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:34,980
So that if I press it at any time during any application, up pops the task list, and I can go off to another application.

988
00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:36,840
So a big advantage, number one, is three buttons.

989
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:37,240
That's right.

990
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:40,360
And then all the combinations you can do with those buttons and no need to double click.

991
00:55:40,660 --> 00:55:40,980
Exactly.

992
00:55:40,980 --> 00:55:41,620
Okay, go ahead.

993
00:55:41,820 --> 00:55:45,080
Another option that we have on here is something for laptop computers.

994
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:49,800
As you probably know, the LCD display on a laptop at sometimes can lose the mouse cursor.

995
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:57,600
What we have here is a cursor enhancement program where you can actually change the size of the cursor, make it small, medium, or large.

996
00:55:58,140 --> 00:56:02,480
Make it white or black, and change some other aspects of the cursor as well.

997
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:09,020
So this is very useful for portable computers, which are growing in popularity, and especially for use for Windows on portable computers.

998
00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:09,320
Right.

999
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,720
So what other software goodies do we have with this?

1000
00:56:11,820 --> 00:56:12,260
Goodies.

1001
00:56:12,260 --> 00:56:16,420
Well, that is the extent of the mouseware package that comes with the tracker.

1002
00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:17,100
That was it.

1003
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,180
There's nothing else.

1004
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:18,880
Okay.

1005
00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:29,260
But what you can do now, once you minimize these applications, is by going off into whatever application you typically like to use, take advantage of all three buttons.

1006
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:34,140
And what you'll end up doing is saving a lot of time, a lot of clicks, and a lot of motion with a product like this.

1007
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:34,680
Wow.

1008
00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:37,440
All right, John, let's go back to the monitor question for just a bit now.

1009
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,960
The MQ guys.

1010
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:44,440
We're about to fucking get to grips with the MQ, the monitor question.

1011
00:56:46,140 --> 00:56:50,200
Guys, walk into the computer store and the salesman's tell them this resolution, that resolution, so on.

1012
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:54,460
You mentioned most people are using the lower resolution here, the 640x480.

1013
00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:56,080
Thank you very much, Juicy.

1014
00:56:56,260 --> 00:56:57,880
And Matthew, thank you very much, guys.

1015
00:56:57,980 --> 00:57:04,720
Before the typical user, is it worth the investment in upgrading to a monitor like your ViewSonic 7 there?

1016
00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:06,000
I believe it is.

1017
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:15,160
A lot of people are finding that while they use the 640, they really don't get the amount of information that they need in front of them that a graphic environment like Windows enables.

1018
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:18,360
And to get that, they need to upgrade their monitor.

1019
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,940
And there's a number of things they could be looking at when they go to...

1020
00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:21,760
How are you, Quib?

1021
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:22,960
Thank you very much.

1022
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:23,900
I hope you're getting on well.

1023
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:24,540
Your birthday...

1024
00:57:24,540 --> 00:57:25,460
Your birthday today.

1025
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,880
Happy birthday to the Quibmeister General.

1026
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,440
Lord of everything Quibbish.

1027
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:38,740
And I dedicate this freeze frame of Computer Chronicles, a 1992 episode about hardware to you.

1028
00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:41,500
It's none other than this guy's face.

1029
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,200
And he's a monitor master.

1030
00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:46,720
And if you zoom in there, he looks a little bit like fucking Dexter.

1031
00:57:47,260 --> 00:57:51,160
Do you know, is there like a meme of Dexter's face that does the rounds that everyone's...

1032
00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:54,920
Everyone seems to be posted.

1033
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:55,580
I'm not sure.

1034
00:57:55,660 --> 00:57:56,140
Is that right?

1035
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:58,840
Maybe I'm not.

1036
00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:05,180
Tishki is pushing you close to the grave, Francis.

1037
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:05,860
I hope not.

1038
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,040
Fucking hope not.

1039
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:07,320
Upgrading.

1040
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:09,720
And size and resolution are two of the most important.

1041
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,480
The other one being the refresh rate, which is...

1042
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,420
Will prevent flicker.

1043
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:15,940
Yeah, I was going to ask you about that.

1044
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,100
What about the sort of ergonomic eye strain thing?

1045
00:58:18,140 --> 00:58:22,680
Is there some benefit to using a dispel like that, which has the higher resolution and...

1046
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:22,900
What?

1047
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:25,500
Did he just...

1048
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,340
He said, is there a benefit to using a dispel?

1049
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,420
Are you sure there...

1050
00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:33,600
Fucking Stewie, you're meant to say display.

1051
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,260
Will prevent flicker.

1052
00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:35,620
Let's do this.

1053
00:58:35,940 --> 00:58:36,800
Yeah, I was going to ask you about that.

1054
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,940
What about the sort of ergonomic eye strain thing?

1055
00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:44,340
Is there some benefit to using a dispel like that, which has the higher resolution and the reduced flicker?

1056
00:58:44,660 --> 00:58:49,520
Benefit to using a dispel like that, which has the higher resolution and the reduced flicker?

1057
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:49,840
Yeah.

1058
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:54,400
Is there some benefit to using a dispel like that?

1059
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,680
Let's dispel the myth.

1060
00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:00,140
Let's fucking dispel away, man.

1061
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:02,780
But it's not a dispel, Shafi.

1062
00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:03,740
It's a display.

1063
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:05,540
And you've been rumbled.

1064
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,380
You've been rumbled 30, 40 years afterwards.

1065
00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:11,220
Historically.

1066
00:59:11,380 --> 00:59:11,800
We went...

1067
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,160
We backtracked and we found out what was going on.

1068
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,780
What was really going on.

1069
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:21,400
Thank you very much there, Bash Mock and Mr. Fontaine and Johnny Knoxville.

1070
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,420
Thank you very much, lads.

1071
00:59:26,180 --> 00:59:31,060
As you mentioned, using a dispel like that, which has the higher resolution and the reduced flicker?

1072
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:31,360
Yeah.

1073
00:59:31,460 --> 00:59:40,000
As you mentioned at the beginning of the show, the Pupstonic 7 will run at 72 hertz, which means it's almost completely flicker-free, although it is not here on the phone.

1074
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:40,340
What?

1075
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,500
It's almost flicker-free.

1076
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,120
That's not what I heard.

1077
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:49,100
I heard Brenda Fricker was fleeing.

1078
00:59:49,660 --> 00:59:57,640
It was as if I had an image in my mind of Brenda Fricker fleeing from this fella trying to sell her dodgy monitors.

1079
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:06,440
As you mentioned at the beginning of the show, the Pupstonic 7 will run at 72 hertz, which means it's almost completely flicker-fricker-free, although it is not here on the show.

1080
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,200
It's almost completely flicker-fricker-free, although it is not here.

1081
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:11,400
Although it is not here.

1082
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:12,280
Although it is...

1083
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,080
It's almost completely flicker-fricker-free, although it...

1084
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,280
You heard it here first.

1085
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:22,940
This monitor that he was fucking peddling back in the day of Pupstonic, it was fucking Fricker fleeing.

1086
01:00:24,940 --> 01:00:32,240
You don't get Fricker fleeing monitors anymore because they don't care for the general populace who requires them.

1087
01:00:32,780 --> 01:00:36,320
Thank you very much there for the tip, Bashamok.

1088
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:38,580
It is not here on the show.

1089
01:00:38,780 --> 01:00:39,040
Right, right.

1090
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,380
And this is...

1091
01:00:40,380 --> 01:00:43,480
That means you can look at it for long periods of time without getting the eye strain.

1092
01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:52,380
Also, all the controls are up front so that if for some reason in their Windows applications they're having problems with sizing, they can do the sizing right away.

1093
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:53,300
Size matters.

1094
01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:55,260
Great advantages for the Windows.

1095
01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:56,540
And what's the price differential?

1096
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,440
What's it cost me to get into 1024 by 767?

1097
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:00,980
Well, there's two considerations.

1098
01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:03,360
One of them is the resolution and the other one is the size.

1099
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,520
And as you go up in size or resolution, the price obviously goes up with it.

1100
01:01:07,020 --> 01:01:08,900
This is one of our top-of-the-line monitors.

1101
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:12,540
It has a suggested retail price of around $1,300, $1,400.

1102
01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:14,820
But you can get it much cheaper than that.

1103
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:15,240
Yeah.

1104
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:15,520
Okay.

1105
01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:16,740
And what about the track of my mouse?

1106
01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:18,060
What sort of the street price going on?

1107
01:01:18,100 --> 01:01:20,060
Well, the street price is around $79, $89.

1108
01:01:20,580 --> 01:01:22,000
The SRP is $139.

1109
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:22,340
Okay.

1110
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:23,160
Thank you very much.

1111
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:23,680
All right.

1112
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:28,820
The first time you fire up Windows, you may discover you spend a lot of time looking at that salt timer icon.

1113
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,660
Windows and Windows screens can be very slow.

1114
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:38,300
But fortunately, a company called Waytech has come out with custom chips that speed up the flow of information to your screen.

1115
01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:43,560
Windows is by definition a graphics-intensive user interface.

1116
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:50,680
But the price you pay for the GUI is a CPU that spends too much of its time drawing screens and not enough time processing data.

1117
01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:54,680
For the engineers at Waytech, that suggested an obvious solution.

1118
01:01:54,920 --> 01:02:08,220
With the standards that exist in VGA and Super VGA, the best approach for assuring acceleration and performance is to use a graphics processor to assist the main processor in the system.

1119
01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:09,760
This is Barry Cox, everybody.

1120
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:10,560
Barry Cox.

1121
01:02:10,620 --> 01:02:12,420
Thank you very much, Fricker Flea and Peter.

1122
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:13,820
I hope you're doing well.

1123
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:19,120
Does Tommy's barbecue smoke waft and linger through the gaff?

1124
01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:27,240
He left his jacket hanging around and his leather jacket just stinks of fucking barbecue smoke of charcoal.

1125
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:28,860
It's rank.

1126
01:02:28,940 --> 01:02:32,000
I don't know how he's going to fucking get that one, get rid of that.

1127
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:38,180
But moving graphics processing off the main system CPU was only going to solve part of the problem.

1128
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:40,420
The other bottleneck was the computer's bus.

1129
01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:48,700
The initial VGA and Super VGA compatible parts were on an ISO bus, which allowed us to transfer data only.

1130
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:53,660
TTT in the chat says, what the fuck happened to you, Viper?

1131
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:55,100
I don't know.

1132
01:02:55,100 --> 01:02:57,600
But I tell you who would know TTT in the chat.

1133
01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:59,060
You're our lady.

1134
01:03:01,220 --> 01:03:14,800
32-bit bus.

1135
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,680
32-bit bus.

1136
01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:20,060
Look at that fucking speed of that graphical.

1137
01:03:22,140 --> 01:03:22,440
Wow.

1138
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,080
That's heavy going.

1139
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:25,560
Apologies.

1140
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:31,940
Does anyone who's got photosensitive epilepsy, that's a bit of a fucking bad buzz altogether.

1141
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,220
There should be a warning there, but there isn't.

1142
01:03:34,220 --> 01:03:36,300
More and more into the multimedia environment.

1143
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:41,680
So from Microsoft's point of view, the Waytech solution is a welcome add-on to Windows Pass.

1144
01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:44,520
Check out that floral blouse.

1145
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,460
It's a law unto itself.

1146
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,220
It's a lovely bit of business.

1147
01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:54,320
And that's a crazy, crazy keyboard too.

1148
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:57,860
Post-it notes.

1149
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:01,740
I wonder, did those tasks ever get achieved?

1150
01:04:02,820 --> 01:04:06,900
And was everything done on the day?

1151
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,860
There's a little pad there as well with a pen.

1152
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,400
It's just a different world, isn't it?

1153
01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:12,980
It really is a different world.

1154
01:04:13,340 --> 01:04:14,120
Adobe Elements.

1155
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:15,220
Windows enhancements.

1156
01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:16,220
Power.

1157
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,800
We definitely see that Windows and...

1158
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:19,660
We've Darby.

1159
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:21,460
Darby Williams.

1160
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:24,600
Who's a Windows aficionado.

1161
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:29,880
And he's a great, great tie done up to 11, up to midnight.

1162
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:31,860
And then we do a slow pan.

1163
01:04:31,860 --> 01:04:34,200
Maybe a bit of ominous music for that slow pan.

1164
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:35,220
Chopin.

1165
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:37,380
Oh, fuck it.

1166
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:37,980
We'll save that.

1167
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:38,760
We'll save that.

1168
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,940
Because I reckon there's going to be more ominous looking shite coming up than him.

1169
01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:45,940
Multi-dimensional applications that incorporate sound, incorporates video,

1170
01:04:46,140 --> 01:04:49,220
incorporates very high quality photographic images.

1171
01:04:49,820 --> 01:04:52,160
And all those are very taxing on the processor.

1172
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:56,040
So hardware such as what Waytech is developing is very useful for that.

1173
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,040
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Janelle Stelzen.

1174
01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:02,880
Janelle Stelzen's after you.

1175
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:10,840
Wow.

1176
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,220
How weird is that like?

1177
01:05:17,220 --> 01:05:19,740
Why don't they just cut to it and then, hi, welcome back.

1178
01:05:19,820 --> 01:05:22,220
But they have to leave them sitting there with this...

1179
01:05:22,220 --> 01:05:25,700
Forever.

1180
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:29,020
The most popular hardware...

1181
01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:36,980
The most popular hardware add-on for Windows is the accelerator card.

1182
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:42,220
And the most fun add-on for Windows is probably the card that lets you watch TV in a window.

1183
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:49,120
Here to show us speed and video are Jeff Orr of Diamond Computer Systems and Martin Dooms of New Media Graphics.

1184
01:05:49,460 --> 01:05:50,080
Dooms, is it?

1185
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,640
All right, Jeff, let's start with you and the video display.

1186
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,580
The fucking Dooms Day book.

1187
01:05:52,580 --> 01:05:53,440
What is the problem?

1188
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:57,460
I put Windows on my PC and all of a sudden the monitor just dies to a crawl.

1189
01:05:57,460 --> 01:05:58,380
What's going on?

1190
01:05:58,380 --> 01:05:59,120
What's the bottleneck?

1191
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:01,460
Windows is a very graphics intensive environment.

1192
01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:04,040
And there's two major bottlenecks we find that need to be taken care of.

1193
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:04,380
Jeff Orr, everybody.

1194
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:04,740
Jeff Orr.

1195
01:06:04,740 --> 01:06:06,660
The graphics accelerator can help with that performance.

1196
01:06:06,660 --> 01:06:07,120
Jeff Orr.

1197
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,340
One is to get the information from the card through the bus.

1198
01:06:10,460 --> 01:06:10,760
Okay.

1199
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:13,660
And normally we find this in a 16-bit architecture.

1200
01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:14,660
Where is the bus like?

1201
01:06:14,660 --> 01:06:19,500
And the other is to offload a number of the functions that are common to Windows to improve their performance.

1202
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,500
From the CPU itself.

1203
01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:22,280
From the CPU itself.

1204
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:23,040
Which is having to do everything.

1205
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:23,420
Right.

1206
01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:24,660
All right, now you've come up.

1207
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:27,120
You have one card on the market now called the Stealth card.

1208
01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:28,680
It's a great stash.

1209
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:29,620
It's a great stash.

1210
01:06:29,740 --> 01:06:39,940
It's got a little bit of a fucking parting of the Red Sea in the middle there where Moses grazed his cattle before parting the Red Sea.

1211
01:06:39,940 --> 01:06:45,560
And then creating the Bible part two or doing the fucking stones through Testaments.

1212
01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:46,660
Whatever it was.

1213
01:06:46,940 --> 01:06:49,320
It didn't work out for me in religion class.

1214
01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:51,680
Couldn't really remember what went on.

1215
01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:54,780
But I know that Moses had something to do with that.

1216
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:56,580
And then maybe that got filled up.

1217
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,640
That little area there got filled up with a big massive flash flood.

1218
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,760
And Noah's Ark had to be constructed.

1219
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:04,680
It was a great little.

1220
01:07:04,860 --> 01:07:07,820
In this area, what's known as the philtrum.

1221
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:09,500
Do you know the little.

1222
01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:13,120
Convex part between your lips underneath your nose.

1223
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,200
That's your philtrum.

1224
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:15,620
Maybe it's not.

1225
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:16,480
Get back to me.

1226
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:17,640
Let me know if it's not.

1227
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:19,520
Do everything.

1228
01:07:19,740 --> 01:07:19,920
Right.

1229
01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:21,140
All right, now you've come up.

1230
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:24,920
You have one card on the market now called the Stealth card that helps solve that problem.

1231
01:07:25,020 --> 01:07:25,580
You got it there.

1232
01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:27,120
So just show me what's on the board.

1233
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,160
The Stealth VRAM is a 16-bit ISA card.

1234
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:31,900
It's based on the S3 controller.

1235
01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:32,340
Wow.

1236
01:07:33,140 --> 01:07:33,720
He's shaking.

1237
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,800
He's got nerves.

1238
01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:39,480
Let's have a look at that shaky hand as he holds that fucking graphics card.

1239
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:42,160
The Stealth VRAM is a 16-bit ISA card.

1240
01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:44,000
It's based on the S3 controller.

1241
01:07:44,340 --> 01:07:45,220
A little bit of nerves there.

1242
01:07:45,220 --> 01:07:46,660
This is one of the primary graphics.

1243
01:07:46,660 --> 01:07:47,680
A little bit of nerves.

1244
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,100
That's all right.

1245
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,920
A little bit of nervousness on the night.

1246
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:53,600
Doing the computer chronicles.

1247
01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:54,580
I'm feeling great.

1248
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:55,900
And look at this.

1249
01:07:56,380 --> 01:07:57,420
What the fuck is that?

1250
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:58,660
Is he a mystic?

1251
01:07:58,740 --> 01:07:58,980
Is he?

1252
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,140
He's got a mood ring.

1253
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:02,940
He's got a mood.

1254
01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:06,240
Jeff Orr has a mood ring on him.

1255
01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:08,680
Where'd you get that from?

1256
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:11,600
Fucking Veda from Child's Play.

1257
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:11,900
Is it?

1258
01:08:11,940 --> 01:08:12,820
Or My Girl.

1259
01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:16,060
He got the mood ring from My Girl 2.

1260
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:21,120
And now he's wearing it in the show Computer Chronicles.

1261
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:22,380
It's a crazy bit of business.

1262
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:25,640
Red Sea Tech.

1263
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,580
Thank you very much.

1264
01:08:26,780 --> 01:08:27,860
And frick or flee.

1265
01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:29,740
This accelerator you'll find in the market today.

1266
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,900
It has a number of the common Windows functions built into it.

1267
01:08:32,980 --> 01:08:35,600
Like Blitz, Line Draws, and Rectangular Fills.

1268
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:37,000
This allows...

1269
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:37,420
Look at that.

1270
01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:39,260
We get another angle on the mood ring.

1271
01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:43,420
Fucking hell.

1272
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:48,980
I wonder what he gets up to with that.

1273
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:53,340
It allows the CPU to be able to operate other functions, mathematical calculations,

1274
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,480
that don't require the graphics card's time.

1275
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:59,980
So you're offloading a lot of that graphics overhead from your basic CPU and putting it on the board.

1276
01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:00,300
Yes.

1277
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:00,660
Right.

1278
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:04,200
Now what kind of factor improvement in speed would we see with something like this?

1279
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:07,260
This guy is just waiting in the rafters, Mr. Doom.

1280
01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:12,040
I can't wait to see how his name is spelt, but he was introduced as Mr. Doom.

1281
01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:16,500
And he's got a classic, classic slick ball.

1282
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:17,900
It's a cue ball.

1283
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:22,080
Even though a cue ball would be usually the name given to someone who doesn't have any hair.

1284
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:23,480
But this is a...

1285
01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:24,420
He's got an eight ball.

1286
01:09:25,020 --> 01:09:28,320
With a side part, suggestive side part scenario.

1287
01:09:28,940 --> 01:09:33,200
And then crumpled, crinkled arm suit.

1288
01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:36,640
Which is just part of his fucking fashion choice.

1289
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:40,860
And I mean, no one's going to be able to top what Jude's got going on there.

1290
01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:42,640
Let's see how this transitions here.

1291
01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:43,540
It's looking interesting.

1292
01:09:43,660 --> 01:09:45,040
Also, what's this here?

1293
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,600
It's a big, big piece of tech.

1294
01:09:49,180 --> 01:09:50,120
Crazy bit of business.

1295
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,300
The stealth board.

1296
01:09:51,940 --> 01:10:02,340
With the stealth, in comparing it to something like a standard one megabyte VGA card, we'd see a factor from anywhere of four to ten times faster in just the Windows environment.

1297
01:10:03,180 --> 01:10:07,480
All right, now you've got a new board which is coming out, which you say is even faster and better yet.

1298
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:10,900
So first of all, show us the board and then let's see what the result will be.

1299
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:13,080
This board is called the Superstar.

1300
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:17,080
And the Superstar takes the ideas of graphics accelerators and moves them even farther.

1301
01:10:17,740 --> 01:10:18,660
One is to add it to...

1302
01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:21,120
He's quivering with that Superboard.

1303
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:26,280
It's a local bus, which puts it into a 32-bit architecture, giving more data that can pass through the bus.

1304
01:10:26,820 --> 01:10:32,000
And also accelerates it by using those same types of ideas, bit blade acceleration, line drills, and rectangular fills.

1305
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:35,520
All right, now we've got a little benchmark test going here and I want you to run it for me.

1306
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,280
So why don't we get it going while it's running, we'll explain what's going on.

1307
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:45,120
What we're looking at here are both systems are going to be running PC Labs' Windows benchmark program called WinBench.

1308
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,780
Thank you very much, sir, Blackpool.

1309
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,080
Thank you very much for the tip.

1310
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:59,580
And what this is going to do, it's going to calculate the amount of time and the amount of information that it can pass through the video card in a given amount of time.

1311
01:11:00,620 --> 01:11:06,760
This is boring and you can tell it's boring because look at Stuart Shaffey's hands, the bottom left of the screen here.

1312
01:11:09,020 --> 01:11:10,240
It's all in the hands.

1313
01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:13,820
The body language, you can tell when a situation needs to get wrapped up.

1314
01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:18,160
Those hands, I can guarantee they're probably going to start moving and making shapes any moment now.

1315
01:11:18,380 --> 01:11:18,740
Let's watch.

1316
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:20,520
This is done with 12 different tests.

1317
01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:23,340
These are determined by as the most common test.

1318
01:11:23,340 --> 01:11:23,620
Scratching.

1319
01:11:24,140 --> 01:11:25,140
Look at that.

1320
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:26,960
Look at that what he's doing.

1321
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:29,240
Some of these will not be as visual as others, but they'll give you a good idea.

1322
01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:30,140
Have you seen that?

1323
01:11:30,140 --> 01:11:30,640
What?

1324
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:31,840
Let's do this.

1325
01:11:42,540 --> 01:11:43,200
Watch this.

1326
01:11:46,620 --> 01:11:46,940
Windows.

1327
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:52,080
And some of these will not be as visual as others, but they'll give you a good idea of the common windows.

1328
01:11:52,940 --> 01:11:57,260
And some of these will not be as visual as others, but they'll give you a good idea of the common functions.

1329
01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:57,720
Okay.

1330
01:11:57,780 --> 01:12:00,700
And what we're doing here is comparing the two boards you just showed me, right?

1331
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:04,180
Your original stealth board and the one that's about to come out, the superstar board.

1332
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:07,760
We're taking a look at the difference between the current technology, which is the screen on the left.

1333
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:07,900
Scratching.

1334
01:12:08,340 --> 01:12:08,840
He's scratching.

1335
01:12:09,180 --> 01:12:10,540
And the current, the up and coming technology.

1336
01:12:11,580 --> 01:12:12,840
You're getting a load of this.

1337
01:12:12,900 --> 01:12:13,840
I hope you're watching this.

1338
01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:21,060
So I need to zoom in and enhance because he's gone from a fucking, he's gone from the steeple scratch, which is, which is this.

1339
01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:23,460
This is known in the biz as the steeple scratch.

1340
01:12:27,060 --> 01:12:32,560
Now he's gone to what is known as the cave, the cave, the cave digger.

1341
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:33,960
What?

1342
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:34,940
Where he's doing this.

1343
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:41,960
See that little bit there between the fucking thumb and the, and the, the index or the, the, the pointy finger.

1344
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,260
Your main, main finger, your index finger.

1345
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,080
This bit here.

1346
01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:46,920
He's getting in there and doing this.

1347
01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:50,380
If you can see that.

1348
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:56,660
Let's have a look here.

1349
01:12:58,180 --> 01:13:00,640
Technology, the technology, which is the screen on the left.

1350
01:13:01,300 --> 01:13:05,600
And the current, the up and coming technology of our new products you see on the right.

1351
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:06,080
Okay.

1352
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,400
Now again, we'll, this will.

1353
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:10,780
The up and coming technology of our new products you see on the right.

1354
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:11,280
Okay.

1355
01:13:11,340 --> 01:13:14,120
Now again, we'll, this will take about another 30 seconds or so.

1356
01:13:14,340 --> 01:13:16,740
What we're seeing on the left is not your basic vanilla PC.

1357
01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:22,060
I mean, what we're going to see here is still using an accelerator board, which is going to multiply by whatever factor five or 10.

1358
01:13:22,460 --> 01:13:22,620
Yes.

1359
01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:24,400
To what we'd find without doing this.

1360
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:25,100
All right.

1361
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:27,960
So what, uh, can we see from the screen what kind of test it's running right now?

1362
01:13:28,020 --> 01:13:32,180
You'll see right now it's doing polylines and you'll see that the faster cars are doing random rectangles.

1363
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:36,880
You can see that the amount of time it takes to place these random rectangles on the screen is much faster.

1364
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:37,800
We're finished.

1365
01:13:37,860 --> 01:13:39,520
So quickly tell me what are the results here?

1366
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:40,320
What are we looking at?

1367
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,620
What are we looking at?

1368
01:13:41,860 --> 01:13:45,760
VRAM does approximately 9.3 or 9.2 million win marks.

1369
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:50,340
This is a calculated total based off of how much information is passed through.

1370
01:13:50,380 --> 01:13:51,280
What does your new board do?

1371
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:54,500
The new board does about 46 or 47 million win marks.

1372
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:58,300
So again, better by a factor of five or something like that.

1373
01:13:58,380 --> 01:13:58,640
Yes.

1374
01:13:58,800 --> 01:13:59,020
All right.

1375
01:13:59,280 --> 01:13:59,680
Wow.

1376
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,540
It's such a crazy world, isn't it?

1377
01:14:04,340 --> 01:14:14,780
I mean, at one stage there, he had 33,874,666, the number of the beast pixels per second.

1378
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:24,680
Comparing, contrast that with the fucking 169,793,937 pixels per second.

1379
01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:28,000
There's just no competition.

1380
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,820
Hey, Martin.

1381
01:14:29,940 --> 01:14:32,140
So I've got to buy a new video card, according to Jeff.

1382
01:14:32,180 --> 01:14:33,300
I've got to buy a new monitor.

1383
01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:34,720
I'm going to buy a new mouse.

1384
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:35,500
I've done all that.

1385
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:37,840
Now I want to watch TV while I'm working in Windows.

1386
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:38,460
What do you have?

1387
01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:40,660
We offer it.

1388
01:14:40,660 --> 01:14:41,360
Now I want to watch.

1389
01:14:41,580 --> 01:14:42,560
What do you have?

1390
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:44,420
TV while I'm working in Windows.

1391
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:45,040
What do you have?

1392
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:47,220
Oh, we've done all that.

1393
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,560
Now I want to watch TV while I'm working in Windows.

1394
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:50,160
What do you have?

1395
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:57,580
Well, we offer a watch TV board, which allows you to open a window on the screen and watch

1396
01:14:57,580 --> 01:15:00,360
live TV while doing other applications in other Windows.

1397
01:15:00,380 --> 01:15:02,300
So that's a TV tuner on that board, huh?

1398
01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:06,420
In this little silver box, we have the guts of a home television set.

1399
01:15:06,860 --> 01:15:09,940
Plus we have other circuitry that allows you to scale it into a window.

1400
01:15:10,180 --> 01:15:12,460
So I just take my cable feed, put it in the board.

1401
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:14,800
Cable feed or rabbit ear antenna.

1402
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:15,200
Uh-huh.

1403
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:15,880
All right.

1404
01:15:15,940 --> 01:15:17,460
So we've got, here's Windows.

1405
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:20,540
We're in the middle of Microsoft Word and I want to watch TV.

1406
01:15:20,660 --> 01:15:21,080
What do I do?

1407
01:15:21,460 --> 01:15:23,500
We have a little icon down here that we can hit.

1408
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,720
And up comes a window with live television and a face.

1409
01:15:27,060 --> 01:15:28,280
That's actually pretty good, right?

1410
01:15:28,340 --> 01:15:29,100
So it's live.

1411
01:15:29,180 --> 01:15:30,140
It's a TV tuner.

1412
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:35,580
I'm thinking of when you're streaming in the 90s, it used to just be all pixelated.

1413
01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:37,600
But that's clear as crucial.

1414
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:44,300
And what's also interesting is that I can still run my other application in the background.

1415
01:15:44,460 --> 01:15:45,980
As you can see, we're typing away like crazy.

1416
01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:47,220
So I could be working and watching the game.

1417
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:47,820
I like it.

1418
01:15:47,940 --> 01:15:48,260
Exactly.

1419
01:15:48,340 --> 01:15:48,980
I like it.

1420
01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:55,440
And down on the bottom here, I have a small menu that contains many of the same buttons and features

1421
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:58,280
that you would find on a home television remote control.

1422
01:15:58,380 --> 01:16:00,600
For example, I can change channels.

1423
01:16:01,460 --> 01:16:01,940
Wowzers.

1424
01:16:01,940 --> 01:16:04,140
I can ping pong between channels, between two pieces.

1425
01:16:04,140 --> 01:16:05,180
You can ping pong, guys.

1426
01:16:05,180 --> 01:16:07,280
I can even do what's known as channel surfing,

1427
01:16:07,580 --> 01:16:10,100
which is a quick scan through.

1428
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,000
Potatoes.

1429
01:16:11,780 --> 01:16:12,860
Who was she there?

1430
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:13,660
The name came up.

1431
01:16:13,940 --> 01:16:15,560
Thank you very much, Papper Fisht.

1432
01:16:16,060 --> 01:16:17,520
And Moodring.

1433
01:16:18,220 --> 01:16:19,040
Thank you very much.

1434
01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:21,440
Which is a quick scan.

1435
01:16:22,300 --> 01:16:23,540
Crazy potato.

1436
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,920
Handheld potato salad.

1437
01:16:26,620 --> 01:16:28,280
Handheld cooking show.

1438
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:33,000
And then, wow, well, yeah.

1439
01:16:33,900 --> 01:16:37,500
I seen a little frame or two there of her name.

1440
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:39,820
Miranda Dunn.

1441
01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:42,880
Miranda Dunn.

1442
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:44,220
Do you know her?

1443
01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:45,720
Have you seen her?

1444
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:47,480
Does anyone know anything about her?

1445
01:16:48,380 --> 01:16:49,540
Miranda Dunn, everybody.

1446
01:16:51,260 --> 01:16:55,220
We can turn the sound off.

1447
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,140
Let's say the phone rings and I want to take the phone call.

1448
01:16:58,240 --> 01:16:59,220
I can turn the sound off.

1449
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:01,080
I can turn it back on again.

1450
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:05,300
I can also let the video go away and just listen to the soundtrack.

1451
01:17:05,820 --> 01:17:08,100
We can scale the window to a full size.

1452
01:17:08,820 --> 01:17:12,580
We can even make the menus go away so it really does look like a television set.

1453
01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:18,000
And we can scale it down to a very, very tiny window and move it anywhere on the screen that you want.

1454
01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:23,100
This is actually the size that most people would use as they're working on the computer on something else.

1455
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:27,580
Let's make this medium size again so we can see what's going on.

1456
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:32,320
Now I'll tell you about the frame grabbing capabilities of this board.

1457
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:32,680
Right.

1458
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:36,920
Which is, you know, the ability to actually freeze the video at any time.

1459
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,460
So I capture a still from the video and store it as a file.

1460
01:17:39,460 --> 01:17:43,140
I can store it as a file in any standard file formats.

1461
01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:50,700
We support about nine different ones like BMP, PCX, you know, a variety of different file formats, including grayscale,

1462
01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:54,220
so that you can grab that image and output it to a laser printer.

1463
01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,520
Of course, you also, let's start that up again.

1464
01:17:57,620 --> 01:17:59,500
Of course, you have all the video controls.

1465
01:17:59,620 --> 01:18:00,340
Brightness, contrast.

1466
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,500
Look at this guy's name here.

1467
01:18:03,020 --> 01:18:04,680
Candy Maldonado.

1468
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:06,320
Candy.

1469
01:18:07,180 --> 01:18:11,520
Next up for the brewers, it's Candy Maldonado.

1470
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,300
The Candy Man.

1471
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:17,940
Let's see him swing bat.

1472
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,980
Let's see him swing that candy cane.

1473
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,520
Yes, very much so.

1474
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:27,500
Just like a home television set.

1475
01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:38,080
And finally, we have a feature that we call Wake Up Timer, which allows you to select a channel and a time so that this window pops up automatically.

1476
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:42,480
So if I want to catch the news, the window will automatically pop up while I'm doing my work or whatever.

1477
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:43,180
Precisely.

1478
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:47,960
Real quickly, it's a great toy, but I mean, who uses this kind of product?

1479
01:18:48,020 --> 01:18:49,040
Who's really buying these things?

1480
01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:56,600
A variety of people, people that are in the banking business, the brokerage business may want to watch what's happening on Wall Street all the time.

1481
01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:57,540
Watch the stock market, watch the news, etc.

1482
01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:59,300
Captain Sack business.

1483
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:00,640
Thank you very much, business.

1484
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:05,660
The average employee may want to catch some corporate broadcast, internal corporate broadcasting.

1485
01:19:05,660 --> 01:19:06,620
Watch Computer Chronicles.

1486
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,500
Exactly, something educational.

1487
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,280
A little plug there.

1488
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,740
Shaffae with the little plug for the Chronicles.

1489
01:19:12,980 --> 01:19:15,580
At the same time, increases productivity rather than...

1490
01:19:15,580 --> 01:19:17,200
Toby, thank you very much, Toby.

1491
01:19:18,220 --> 01:19:22,000
Getting your first cat tomorrow, and I hope that it's going to go really well.

1492
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,000
It doesn't fucking scratch your eyes out, man.

1493
01:19:24,340 --> 01:19:25,200
Reduces productivity.

1494
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:26,460
If it's not the World Series, maybe.

1495
01:19:26,940 --> 01:19:28,400
All right, gentlemen, thank you very much.

1496
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:33,760
All right, thanks for having a look at the hardcore hardware right now.

1497
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:35,100
All right, what else?

1498
01:19:35,620 --> 01:19:37,220
All right, gentlemen, thank you very much.

1499
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:39,520
That's our look at hardware enhancements for Windows.

1500
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:42,800
Stay tuned now for this week's computer news on Random Access.

1501
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:48,100
Pick of the Week.

1502
01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:53,840
A game in which children learn astronomy by traveling through the galaxy

1503
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:57,140
with a team of wisecracking crewmates.

1504
01:19:57,820 --> 01:20:00,740
Features Digitize Speech.

1505
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:05,600
The name of the game, Race Through Space.

1506
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:09,180
Brought to you by Zugware.

1507
01:20:09,660 --> 01:20:13,900
Now we can see there a clip of Race Through Space.

1508
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:15,120
It looks shit.

1509
01:20:15,620 --> 01:20:19,600
It could be good, though, if you haven't played anything else in your world.

1510
01:20:20,460 --> 01:20:22,460
There's a computer with a face on it.

1511
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:27,900
Many of you might be watching this on a computer and my face is on it, so it's a bit like that.

1512
01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:37,140
And then there's two of our lads sitting down at the side.

1513
01:20:37,140 --> 01:20:42,020
And fucking C-Span.

1514
01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:44,280
And that says controls.

1515
01:20:44,420 --> 01:20:46,140
And they're out there in the Astroverse.

1516
01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:48,040
Circle in the sun.

1517
01:20:49,220 --> 01:20:50,620
And you can see Earth there.

1518
01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:51,500
Saturn.

1519
01:20:52,540 --> 01:20:53,620
Fucking Jupiter.

1520
01:20:53,620 --> 01:20:54,500
And Mars.

1521
01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:55,280
And all that shit.

1522
01:20:57,220 --> 01:20:57,620
Wow.

1523
01:20:59,040 --> 01:20:59,480
Wow.

1524
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:00,820
And there's another screen there.

1525
01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:01,720
It looks fantastic.

1526
01:21:02,100 --> 01:21:03,000
Fantastic bit of business.

1527
01:21:03,100 --> 01:21:04,600
If you haven't played that, get out there and play it.

1528
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:05,580
It looks fucking brilliant.

1529
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:19,480
In the Random Access file this week, Novell has moved to strengthen its position as the leader in network software by acquiring the Unix division of AT&T.

1530
01:21:19,940 --> 01:21:30,880
Unix Systems Labs, or USL, will become a part of Novell's effort to head off competition from Microsoft's Windows NT, which will include network software similar to Novell's Netware.

1531
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:38,960
Despite otherwise gloomy corporate news, the IBM personal computer division has announced record sales of its new ThinkPad notebook PCs.

1532
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:44,920
IBM says it has over 100,000 ThinkPad orders just eight weeks after the product's launch.

1533
01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:49,920
IBM has also announced the beta test release of OS2 version 2.1.

1534
01:21:50,300 --> 01:21:54,540
The 32-bit operating system is being tested in 5,000 user sites.

1535
01:21:55,460 --> 01:22:00,320
Intel says there will be a one-year delay in the promised delivery of its new flash memory chips.

1536
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:04,880
Intel had been counting on a Japanese supplier, which could not deliver on time.

1537
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:17,160
Japanese boys couldn't deliver on the fucking promises they'd made to Intel that year about the flash drive chips that they said they'd make for Intel that time, that time, year 1992 time.

1538
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:20,200
Doesn't sound like those guys would do that.

1539
01:22:21,140 --> 01:22:23,100
I mean, just doesn't sound like them at all.

1540
01:22:23,180 --> 01:22:24,500
What went wrong then, Stu?

1541
01:22:25,060 --> 01:22:25,900
Are you going to tell us?

1542
01:22:26,860 --> 01:22:28,940
The first week in January means the...

1543
01:22:28,940 --> 01:22:29,640
He's not.

1544
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:32,380
The annual San Francisco Mac World show.

1545
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:34,560
Lots of new Mac products due to be released.

1546
01:22:34,980 --> 01:22:41,040
Among them, a new product called Kosa After Effects, which lets you add special digital effects to QuickTime movies.

1547
01:22:41,420 --> 01:22:45,340
And also a new upgraded version of Fractal Design's painter software.

1548
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:51,020
January also means the annual winter consumer electronics show in Las Vegas.

1549
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:57,260
The big anticipated announcement there is the new video game platform from a company called 3DO.

1550
01:22:57,760 --> 01:22:57,940
A joint...

1551
01:22:57,940 --> 01:22:59,720
Never heard of them, Pat.

1552
01:23:00,220 --> 01:23:01,060
Never heard of them.

1553
01:23:01,140 --> 01:23:02,020
Take it away, Pat.

1554
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:04,660
...of Electronic Arts and Matsushita.

1555
01:23:06,660 --> 01:23:07,060
Matsushita.

1556
01:23:07,740 --> 01:23:08,740
I've never heard of them.

1557
01:23:08,740 --> 01:23:08,820
I've never heard of them.

1558
01:23:08,820 --> 01:23:08,860
I've never heard of them.

1559
01:23:08,860 --> 01:23:13,660
That probably went down the pisser really fast in a big, big way.

1560
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:14,560
Never heard of them.

1561
01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:18,360
Does anybody in the chat know about that stuff there?

1562
01:23:18,420 --> 01:23:19,700
I've got a really itchy eyeball.

1563
01:23:20,260 --> 01:23:22,180
I've never heard of that in my life.

1564
01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:26,720
Thank you very much, Tobes.

1565
01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:27,580
I hope you're getting on well.

1566
01:23:27,580 --> 01:23:29,300
Shout out to Lisa, who got the Pfizer.

1567
01:23:29,940 --> 01:23:32,260
I hope you're getting on well there.

1568
01:23:32,420 --> 01:23:37,380
And Governor Andrew Cuomo as well, who's tipped in and says any job's going.

1569
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:39,480
Sorry, Cuomo.

1570
01:23:40,020 --> 01:23:41,520
You're bad news.

1571
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:45,940
And also a new upgraded version of Fractal Design's painter software.

1572
01:23:47,380 --> 01:23:51,620
January also means the annual winter consumer electronics show in Las Vegas.

1573
01:23:51,620 --> 01:23:57,860
The big anticipated announcement there is the new video game platform from a company called 3DO.

1574
01:23:58,600 --> 01:23:59,280
3DO.

1575
01:23:59,540 --> 01:24:02,120
Joint effort of Electronic Arts and Matsushita.

1576
01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:06,620
EA, it's in the game, and Matsuchi Matamotu.

1577
01:24:08,220 --> 01:24:08,980
3DO.

1578
01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:12,220
A joint effort of Electronic Arts and Matsushita.

1579
01:24:13,100 --> 01:24:19,860
Looking at the best-selling educational software titles this week on the PC, typing, math, geography, and Spanish.

1580
01:24:21,220 --> 01:24:22,420
Look at that, man.

1581
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:24,160
Unbelievable titles.

1582
01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:25,460
Forget FIFA.

1583
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:26,840
Forget Call of Duty.

1584
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:29,840
Forget all of the fucking cool stuff.

1585
01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:33,520
Whatever you do be playing out there these days.

1586
01:24:35,340 --> 01:24:36,140
Assassin's Creed.

1587
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:37,020
All that bollocks.

1588
01:24:38,300 --> 01:24:40,380
This is what was really happening.

1589
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:42,160
Mario teaches type in one.

1590
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:43,280
Math Blaster.

1591
01:24:43,860 --> 01:24:52,940
You get home after school and you just fucking go on Math Blaster and just blast maths all the way to fucking bedtime.

1592
01:24:53,580 --> 01:24:58,800
You wouldn't even bother doing your homework because you'd be playing Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

1593
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:04,540
You'd be going and finding Carmen Sandiego and then going and doing a bit of fucking Algae Blaster.

1594
01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:07,100
You'd be up all night Algae Blasting.

1595
01:25:07,860 --> 01:25:11,700
And then you'd fucking hit the maths blaster before lunch, before dinner the next day.

1596
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:14,680
And then you'd fucking go for a cheeky bit of Spanish.

1597
01:25:16,260 --> 01:25:21,160
Before heading off to see Dr. Mario as well for a few more maths tutorials.

1598
01:25:21,860 --> 01:25:23,420
Then back doing a bit more math.

1599
01:25:23,660 --> 01:25:24,560
A bit more blasting.

1600
01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:26,780
Blast a few Algae break.

1601
01:25:27,420 --> 01:25:28,740
Fucking solutions.

1602
01:25:29,180 --> 01:25:31,440
And then back into the Algae Blaster Plus again.

1603
01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:34,080
It was just a mad time to be alive, 1992.

1604
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:36,440
And it was a mad year for the games as well.

1605
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:39,580
Thank you very much, Stuart Shaffee.

1606
01:25:39,740 --> 01:25:40,160
Steph.

1607
01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:41,900
Thanks very much for the tip, Steph.

1608
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:43,680
Governor Andrew Cuomo.

1609
01:25:43,820 --> 01:25:44,300
Governor, sorry.

1610
01:25:44,660 --> 01:25:45,940
And Dildo Blasio.

1611
01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:46,800
Thank you very much.

1612
01:25:47,300 --> 01:25:48,620
Seem to be the hot subjects.

1613
01:25:48,940 --> 01:25:51,160
On the Macintosh side, it's a little more creative.

1614
01:25:51,620 --> 01:25:52,320
Kid pics.

1615
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:52,940
Kid Desk.

1616
01:25:52,940 --> 01:25:54,620
And Playroom topping the list.

1617
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,280
Bit fucking weird, man, is it?

1618
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:00,780
Was that what you were playing back in 1992, hey?

1619
01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:02,140
Fucking kid pics.

1620
01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:04,820
You fucking weirdo.

1621
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:07,740
I'd say you were fucking...

1622
01:26:07,740 --> 01:26:09,820
You were doing a bit of Mavis Beacon, was it?

1623
01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:11,980
But that was 1992.

1624
01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:13,020
It was a...

1625
01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:13,840
Look, 1992.

1626
01:26:14,260 --> 01:26:16,080
Crazy time for games.

1627
01:26:16,300 --> 01:26:16,540
Okay?

1628
01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:17,980
Crazy time to be alive.

1629
01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:21,100
As I said, you'd fucking come home.

1630
01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:21,960
You'd hit the PC.

1631
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:23,760
You'd boot that bastard up.

1632
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:26,360
You'd be straight in doing a bit of math blasting.

1633
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:28,100
You'd be algae blasting.

1634
01:26:28,700 --> 01:26:30,340
You'd be fucking Spanishizing.

1635
01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:32,020
You'd be going, doing a bit of...

1636
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:34,300
You'd be fucking looking for Carmen San Diego.

1637
01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:39,340
E-typing, math, geography, and Spanish seem to be the hot subject.

1638
01:26:39,820 --> 01:26:41,920
On the Macintosh side, it's a little more creative.

1639
01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:42,740
That's just fucking weird.

1640
01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:45,300
Kid pics, Kid Desk, and Playroom topping the list.

1641
01:26:46,020 --> 01:26:48,440
Tonight on Dispatches.

1642
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:51,260
Maybe we just need to...

1643
01:26:51,260 --> 01:26:53,220
Just get this here.

1644
01:26:56,260 --> 01:27:01,180
Lots of new CD with Kid Pics, Kid Desk, and Playroom topping the list.

1645
01:27:01,180 --> 01:27:06,400
Inside it's a little more creative with Kid Pics, Kid Desk, and Playroom topping the list.

1646
01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:11,500
Lots of new CD with Kid Pics, Kid Desk, and Playroom topping the list.

1647
01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:15,000
Lots of new CD-ROM software coming out these days.

1648
01:27:15,140 --> 01:27:21,300
Compton New Media has announced the new USA Today CD, including more than two years' worth of stories from the paper.

1649
01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:26,620
That amounts to more than 100,000 articles, including graphics, photos, and audio.

1650
01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:34,440
Software Toolworks has announced its new Animals CD, featuring the first commercial product using video for Windows technology.

1651
01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:37,780
The material is based on the San Diego Zoo collection.

1652
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:45,760
And the Voyager Company has announced the release of the Random House Modern Library Classics on 3.5-inch floppies for the Macintosh,

1653
01:27:46,060 --> 01:27:50,960
with titles ranging from Mobility Classics on 3.5-inch floppies for the Macintosh,

1654
01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:52,540
with titles ranging from...

1655
01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:53,220
Thank you very much, T Maloon.

1656
01:27:53,860 --> 01:27:55,500
Thank you very much, great to see you back.

1657
01:27:55,620 --> 01:27:56,520
T Maloon, thank you very much.

1658
01:27:57,060 --> 01:28:00,060
Sorry, you say I have a tip to get my getting to...

1659
01:28:00,060 --> 01:28:01,040
Don't worry about that.

1660
01:28:01,100 --> 01:28:02,580
Thank you very much for the tip.

1661
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:03,540
I hope you're getting on well.

1662
01:28:03,580 --> 01:28:05,420
That was a weird one now with those games.

1663
01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:09,680
Kid Desk, Kid Pics, and fucking whatever the fucking other ones are.

1664
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:09,680
Moby Dick.

1665
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:11,900
The latest Michael Crichton novel Jurassic Park.

1666
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:13,540
What was that?

1667
01:28:13,540 --> 01:28:17,100
From Moby Dick to the latest Michael Crichton novel Jurassic Park.

1668
01:28:17,480 --> 01:28:21,820
The latest Michael Crichton novel Jurassic Park was available on floppy disk.

1669
01:28:22,060 --> 01:28:23,020
I've never heard of it.

1670
01:28:23,260 --> 01:28:25,920
Doesn't sound like it did any business at all anyway.

1671
01:28:26,860 --> 01:28:27,740
Jurassic Park.

1672
01:28:27,740 --> 01:28:31,860
Cray Research has announced its first ever supercomputer sale in Eastern Europe.

1673
01:28:32,060 --> 01:28:39,280
Academy of Sciences in Prague is ordered a Cray Y-N-P-E-L for use in physics research.

1674
01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:44,360
Finally, PC Computing Magazine has announced the results of its notebook torture tests,

1675
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:49,740
in which it subjected 10 of the most popular notebooks to heat and cold, collisions and coffee.

1676
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:53,760
Google Digital Garage offers a...

1677
01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:54,420
Oh, fuck.

1678
01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:54,740
Sorry.

1679
01:28:54,900 --> 01:28:57,020
Sorry if your ears got fucking blasted there.

1680
01:28:58,520 --> 01:28:59,300
That, um...

1681
01:29:00,300 --> 01:29:02,820
That last episode there just ended abruptly.

1682
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:03,800
There was no end in it.

1683
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:05,960
It just was at the end of the bulletin.

1684
01:29:06,020 --> 01:29:07,640
It just cut off, so...

1685
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:09,240
I didn't know it was going to cut to this.

1686
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:10,860
Fucking hell.

1687
01:29:13,860 --> 01:29:14,460
Kid Pics.

1688
01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:17,420
What the hell was that about?

1689
01:29:19,420 --> 01:29:29,420
The shelves are teeming with Windows enhancement products.

1690
01:29:29,420 --> 01:29:31,520
It seems the first thing a new Windows...

1691
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:33,180
Enhancement products.

1692
01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:47,980
These are the software shelves at the CompUSA store in San Bruno, California.

1693
01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:51,060
The shelves are teeming with Windows enhancement products.

1694
01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:55,460
It seems the first thing a new Windows user does is run right back to the computer store

1695
01:29:55,460 --> 01:29:58,340
to buy more software to make Windows run better.

1696
01:29:58,820 --> 01:29:59,740
But what to buy?

1697
01:29:59,860 --> 01:30:01,720
There are more than 100 titles out there,

1698
01:30:01,940 --> 01:30:05,980
all claiming to make Windows run faster, easier, slicker, better.

1699
01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:07,260
Well, today...

1700
01:30:07,260 --> 01:30:08,600
Look at the shit software.

1701
01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:11,260
And it costs $100 per box.

1702
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:13,000
Team Maloon, thank you very much.

1703
01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:15,380
rooms.

1704
01:30:15,380 --> 01:30:15,460
Rooms.

1705
01:30:15,460 --> 01:30:15,880
Rooms.

1706
01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:16,540
Microsoft rooms.

1707
01:30:16,540 --> 01:30:17,120
Windows rooms.

1708
01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:17,620
Windows rooms.

1709
01:30:17,620 --> 01:30:18,620
Windows.

1710
01:30:18,620 --> 01:30:19,620
WinDesk.

1711
01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:21,300
Do you have a fucking...

1712
01:30:21,300 --> 01:30:23,140
Do you have a key gen for Windows, man?

1713
01:30:23,140 --> 01:30:26,680
I've got a cracked copy of a fucking dashboard.

1714
01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:29,680
In the back of the car if you want it, man.

1715
01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:33,460
I can install it on five machines.

1716
01:30:33,460 --> 01:30:40,240
Today we'll show you the best of the litter as we take a look at Windows enhancement software

1717
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:42,780
on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

1718
01:30:42,780 --> 01:31:02,240
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by the Software Publishers Association,

1719
01:31:02,740 --> 01:31:05,620
providers of educational materials to help manage software.

1720
01:31:06,180 --> 01:31:07,420
Don't copy that floppy.

1721
01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:15,980
That was a bit of a fucking...

1722
01:31:15,980 --> 01:31:17,660
That probably warranted one as well.

1723
01:31:17,660 --> 01:31:18,220
It's just...

1724
01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:22,220
WoWyWOW.

1725
01:31:22,220 --> 01:31:24,220
WoWyWOW.

1726
01:31:24,220 --> 01:31:29,220
WoWyWOW.

1727
01:31:29,220 --> 01:31:33,220
Here we go.

1728
01:31:33,220 --> 01:31:35,220
WoWk-

1729
01:31:35,220 --> 01:31:37,220
*Evil music*

1730
01:31:39,620 --> 01:31:41,620
*Loud music*

1731
01:31:53,620 --> 01:32:04,820
Tutor Chronicles, I'm Stuart Chaffee, and with me today is Steve...

1732
01:32:04,820 --> 01:32:20,420
Fox Senior Features Editor with PC World Magazine, Steve, you just did a whole piece...

1733
01:32:20,420 --> 01:32:22,420
*Loud music*

1734
01:32:22,420 --> 01:32:48,420
hundreds of software enhancement products for Windows that are out there. This is a couple I just want to show our audience right now. This is Icon Do It, which is kind of neat. All these icons I can add to my desktop.

1735
01:32:48,420 --> 01:33:14,420
But what's really fun is I can go in here and animate these icons. Say this boring DOS prompt over here. I can go in here and find something more interesting like this little scene. And boom, I now have this animated icon. I can have a whole bunch of them going. I can also go in here and actually animate my cursor. Instead of this boring little arrow which just sits there, I now have a little dancing cup on. I can do that kind of thing. All right, let's get rid of this for a second. I have one other thing up here I want to show, which is Whiskers, which is kind of neat.

1736
01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:26,420
What Whiskers is here is a programmer that lets me decide what my mouse should do. I have all kinds of options. For example, a simple one I've said shift right key brings up my calendar inside Windows. I don't have to worry about where it is and calling it up and so on and so forth.

1737
01:33:26,420 --> 01:33:32,420
There are hundreds of these things out there, Steve. Why do we need all these enhancements to Windows? Is there something wrong with Windows in the first place?

1738
01:33:32,420 --> 01:33:38,420
Thank you very much there, Laura and Andy Moran. Look at this guy Steve here. Steve Fox.

1739
01:33:38,420 --> 01:33:44,420
It's not a matter of there is something right with Windows. People are very comfortable with it. Fox. And they're living in Windows, really. And of course, as far as this goes...

1740
01:33:44,420 --> 01:34:06,420
He's a 20th Century Fox. He's a 20th Century Fox. It's a lovely, lovely ponytail. It's a naked neck and a hairy tail scenario. Don't be telling tales about the bare face neck you have.

1741
01:34:06,420 --> 01:34:22,420
And those... those lugs. The lugs of a man who knows what he's doing. A man who's seen too much. I love the way the glasses as well don't go over the earlobe. They just are...

1742
01:34:22,420 --> 01:34:29,420
Wedged against the head at the side. It's a crazy, crazy look. But he fucking... he does it. He does it well.

1743
01:34:29,420 --> 01:34:35,420
If there's habitation that you start with, then there's decoration. It would be really very difficult to say, for instance, that I can do it as a...

1744
01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:40,420
a true productivity tool. Although it makes life a lot more pleasant inside of Windows.

1745
01:34:40,420 --> 01:34:43,420
Sure. Well, it's like the office. I think you're talking about decorating your office. This becomes your office.

1746
01:34:43,420 --> 01:34:52,420
Right. I mean, it's... this becomes a virtual office. We don't know why our ancestors, for instance, painted on cave walls. But they certainly did it. And it's a lot of the same here.

1747
01:34:52,420 --> 01:34:55,420
It's a personal computer, and this is a great way to really make it personal.

1748
01:34:55,420 --> 01:35:04,420
Okay. Well, we are going to look at seven Windows enhancement products today with cutesy names like Squeegee and Rooms for Windows, Wind Desk, Wind Mask, Wind Tools, etc.

1749
01:35:04,420 --> 01:35:33,420
Now, driving your computer under Windows is a little bit like driving your car. There's a lot to keep track of. So, Hewlett Packard played out that metaphor and came up with a Windows organizer called Dashboard.

1750
01:35:33,420 --> 01:35:38,740
you push-button control over almost everything you do in Windows. You can launch programs

1751
01:35:38,740 --> 01:35:43,380
directly from the Dashboard by clicking on these quick launch buttons. You can add applications

1752
01:35:43,380 --> 01:35:48,740
to the selection of hot buttons. Dashboard also gives you easy access to Windows utilities

1753
01:35:48,740 --> 01:35:53,140
that provide information on how Windows is running and how much of your computer's resources

1754
01:35:53,140 --> 01:35:58,660
the software is using at any particular time. Dashboard also lets you look inside your system

1755
01:35:58,660 --> 01:36:03,660
to see exactly how it's configured and what resources are available to you. You can also

1756
01:36:03,660 --> 01:36:26,660
set a resource alarm to alert you if you're exceeding the preset limit for memory or CPU use. Dashboard also simplifies tasks like printing and printer selection. By simply clicking on the print buttons you can see which printers are available without having to open a separate print dialog box. Richard Guile-Gayton is the information systems manager at Audio Images. Here we go. Okay we found it. We've got one.

1757
01:36:26,660 --> 01:36:34,500
*Evil*

1758
01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:51,680
Hm!

1759
01:36:51,680 --> 01:37:15,680
*Evil*

1760
01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:20,680
Look at that! Saddam Hussein! Saddam Hussein!

1761
01:37:20,680 --> 01:37:35,020
Stalin and Rick sir Rick sir Nick Nietzsche tonight at 9:00 on dispatch is

1762
01:37:35,020 --> 01:37:45,340
Graham Linham degrees her father's head has he gone too far we investigate his

1763
01:37:45,340 --> 01:37:50,520
murky descent into the world of online culture wars

1764
01:37:54,520 --> 01:37:57,520
what can happen

1765
01:37:57,520 --> 01:38:04,520
you

1766
01:38:16,700 --> 01:38:25,880
okay and that that sorry that up we turn that back at normal full speed

1767
01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:30,260
this go where Richard Gile Gaten is the information systems manager at audio images

1768
01:38:30,260 --> 01:38:36,380
in San Francisco where they use dashboard they've been windows the creek on the chair

1769
01:38:36,380 --> 01:38:57,560
needs a bit of WD 40 man images in San Francisco where they use dashboard they've been windows users since the first days of version 3.0 and Gal Gaten says dashboard is a big improvement on the basic windows interface when you first install windows you've got three or four we need it need to go back again

1770
01:38:57,560 --> 01:39:06,740
for program groups with just a few icons and but as you start adding software and and working with it

1771
01:39:06,740 --> 01:39:08,440
and check.

1772
01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:38,420
*sad music*

1773
01:39:38,420 --> 01:39:49,420
Tonight at 9 on Prime Time. The crazy, the crazy murky world of the internet.

1774
01:39:49,420 --> 01:40:02,420
*sad music*

1775
01:40:02,420 --> 01:40:12,420
But as you start adding software and working with it and generating more files, it's nice to be able to create your own personal filing system, for example.

1776
01:40:12,420 --> 01:40:20,420
*sad music*

1777
01:40:20,420 --> 01:40:22,420
What a load of shit.

1778
01:40:22,420 --> 01:40:32,420
*sad music*

1779
01:40:32,420 --> 01:40:34,420
*sad music*

1780
01:40:34,420 --> 01:40:36,420
*sad music*

1781
01:40:36,420 --> 01:40:37,420
*sad music*

1782
01:40:37,420 --> 01:40:40,980
Thank you very much, Andy Morin and horses under starlight.

1783
01:40:41,060 --> 01:40:41,700
Thank you very much.

1784
01:40:43,580 --> 01:40:47,640
Windows was designed to simulate the real-world desktop work environment.

1785
01:40:47,860 --> 01:40:52,200
Well, if your desktop is anything like mine, that means a pile of stuff on it and you can't find anything.

1786
01:40:52,300 --> 01:40:55,100
Windows has certainly done a good job of recreating that environment.

1787
01:40:55,520 --> 01:41:00,060
Here to show us, though, how to clean up that messy desktop is Eugene Evans of ICOM Simulations

1788
01:41:00,060 --> 01:41:02,180
and also Kim Medrano of Xsoft.

1789
01:41:02,580 --> 01:41:07,220
Kim, Xsoft is really part of Xerox PARC, and it's kind of ironic that you've come out with a product

1790
01:41:07,220 --> 01:41:10,660
which modifies Windows, which is really an adaptation of the Macintosh interface,

1791
01:41:10,880 --> 01:41:13,900
which is really an adaptation of the original Xerox PARC GUI.

1792
01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:16,880
You guys sort of talk about that irony down there at Xerox PARC?

1793
01:41:17,020 --> 01:41:21,920
We do every day, and our mission at Xsoft is to take the technology that they're working on at PARC

1794
01:41:21,920 --> 01:41:25,100
and bring it to market and not give it away to any of our competitors.

1795
01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:25,640
Not anymore.

1796
01:41:26,420 --> 01:41:28,620
Okay, Eugene, let's take a look at Squeegee now.

1797
01:41:28,700 --> 01:41:30,180
What are you trying to do with Squeegee?

1798
01:41:30,180 --> 01:41:36,520
To give people instant access to the files or projects or files that they're using on a daily basis.

1799
01:41:37,020 --> 01:41:37,280
At any time.

1800
01:41:37,980 --> 01:41:40,120
Cut him off already, he hasn't even said it.

1801
01:41:40,540 --> 01:41:42,660
Sean, Sean Kavman, thank you very much.

1802
01:41:42,740 --> 01:41:44,200
Please shout out Donna.

1803
01:41:44,300 --> 01:41:44,760
She's class.

1804
01:41:45,140 --> 01:41:46,700
Donna, you're class.

1805
01:41:47,540 --> 01:41:48,400
Look at this.

1806
01:41:48,620 --> 01:41:52,120
Poor Eugene has got fucking taken down straight away.

1807
01:41:53,120 --> 01:41:54,240
We have a blank file.

1808
01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:54,260
We have a blank file.

1809
01:41:54,260 --> 01:41:56,400
What are you trying to do with Squeegee?

1810
01:41:56,580 --> 01:42:02,540
To give people instant access to the files or projects or files that they're using on a daily basis.

1811
01:42:02,540 --> 01:42:02,680
All right.

1812
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:05,080
So we have a blank Windows desktop here.

1813
01:42:05,080 --> 01:42:05,980
How do I get to Squeegee?

1814
01:42:06,020 --> 01:42:06,920
Well, it's very easy.

1815
01:42:06,920 --> 01:42:07,060
Blank desktop.

1816
01:42:07,060 --> 01:42:13,320
I click anywhere on the desktop and up pops a menu which represents the initial groups which are installed in Windows.

1817
01:42:13,320 --> 01:42:14,600
So these are my program groups.

1818
01:42:14,660 --> 01:42:14,840
Right.

1819
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:18,900
And I've actually installed directly into this menu an application right.

1820
01:42:19,020 --> 01:42:20,200
I make a single selection.

1821
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:23,100
So if I want to get to right, it's one button click not running down, down, down.

1822
01:42:23,100 --> 01:42:25,340
But often you use documents daily.

1823
01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:33,860
So I've also installed this letter which gets opened immediately as well.

1824
01:42:34,620 --> 01:42:39,780
But as well as individual documents or applications, we could also launch a group.

1825
01:42:40,160 --> 01:42:46,300
So for example here, while this looks like a Windows group with two documents, it's also I can make a selection on the left hand side.

1826
01:42:46,620 --> 01:42:47,680
Look at that look.

1827
01:42:48,300 --> 01:42:51,300
All work and no play makes fucking Eugene a dull boy.

1828
01:42:51,400 --> 01:42:58,280
gonna what happened to Eugene after this did he did he go on to fucking do something because that

1829
01:42:58,280 --> 01:43:05,160
looks like the the right that's auto writings of madman the jackass look at your case i can't

1830
01:43:05,160 --> 01:43:10,520
look at your jackass i can't jackass sad sad legit because i look at that sad

1831
01:43:13,960 --> 01:43:43,520
crazy chapter two another lonely night by Eugene sad ik jazzed ik jacazzle didj lax discuscazka chikad kitikad sad ik jazd ik jazzle didj lax jacazzle as you get sad it's a crazy bit of business hopefully he's okay and it didn't amount to anything serious thank you very much Cormac Mulda's

1832
01:43:43,520 --> 01:44:13,080
Jack Malloy uh do you even support me oh thank you DT thank you very much and Sean Kavman and and Marcelo Bielsa thank you very much both documents at the same time so you've created a group called novel and it pulls up several documents each of the chapters in your novel you don't have the individual check it out fucking weird that one is look chapter two another lonely night is the same name as chapter one another lonely night quite fitting

1833
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:21,360
what do you think what do you think sad ik jazda ik jazzle didj lax dik jazka chagadjigis

1834
01:44:21,360 --> 01:44:28,200
imagine if you fucking did like 38 of those or 50 or 100 of them

1835
01:44:28,200 --> 01:44:40,600
you have a group called novel and it pulls up several documents each of the chapters in your novel you don't have to individually call them up yeah and if the window fills the screen then it's available from the squeegee menu

1836
01:44:40,600 --> 01:44:41,440
- That's a shortcut up there.

1837
01:44:41,440 --> 01:44:43,220
- Okay, so what else can we do with Squeegee?

1838
01:44:43,220 --> 01:44:46,260
- The second major part of Squeegee is the Quick Filer.

1839
01:44:46,260 --> 01:44:49,780
This gives you two views into two different directories

1840
01:44:49,780 --> 01:44:52,320
and allows you to perform the common functions,

1841
01:44:52,320 --> 01:44:54,260
such as copy, move, delete, rename.

1842
01:44:54,260 --> 01:44:56,340
- So what we can do here is see two directories at once

1843
01:44:56,340 --> 01:44:58,080
and all the file functions you might be doing with those.

1844
01:44:58,080 --> 01:45:00,840
- Most people do a source and destination.

1845
01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:03,300
It also has a very powerful search capability

1846
01:45:03,300 --> 01:45:05,860
that lets you search by different criteria.

1847
01:45:05,860 --> 01:45:07,080
- So what kind of search would we do here?

1848
01:45:07,080 --> 01:45:09,200
- We can do a search by file name in this case,

1849
01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:13,400
or text files after a certain date on the current drive

1850
01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:16,720
and have that go off and search the drive and list those,

1851
01:45:16,720 --> 01:45:19,040
and then make multiple selections,

1852
01:45:19,040 --> 01:45:21,600
and even though they're spread across the entire disk,

1853
01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:23,420
perform this common functions.

1854
01:45:23,420 --> 01:45:24,260
- Wow. - So you really make it

1855
01:45:24,260 --> 01:45:26,040
just a little bit tidier, neater, faster.

1856
01:45:26,040 --> 01:45:27,760
- Unbelievable, it's so exciting as well.

1857
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:29,840
Thank you very much, Rian O'Donick,

1858
01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:32,540
thank you very much, Marcel O'Biase, Kermak Malloy.

1859
01:45:32,540 --> 01:45:34,160
You've supported me all.

1860
01:45:34,160 --> 01:45:36,040
Oh yeah, I said thank you. Thank you very much, lads.

1861
01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:38,480
- Easier to find the files you need.

1862
01:45:38,480 --> 01:45:41,300
- All round. - And what does squeegee cost?

1863
01:45:41,300 --> 01:45:44,840
- That's $79.95 retail. - All right, let's turn from squeegee

1864
01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:48,760
to rooms for windows, and what approach do you take with rooms for windows, Kermak?

1865
01:45:48,760 --> 01:45:50,680
- The rooms product is trying to help-- - Squeegee?

1866
01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:54,680
- Rooms for windows-- - Squeegee?

1867
01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:58,400
That's $79.95 retail.

1868
01:45:58,840 --> 01:46:01,540
All right, let's turn from squeegee to rooms for windows,

1869
01:46:01,760 --> 01:46:04,180
and what approach do you take with rooms for windows, Kim?

1870
01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:08,440
The rooms product is trying to help the user better navigate and organize their workspace.

1871
01:46:09,260 --> 01:46:11,940
What we do is we let the user define multiple...

1872
01:46:11,940 --> 01:46:13,820
It's a real power bob.

1873
01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:16,660
She's just come out of the 1980s.

1874
01:46:17,020 --> 01:46:21,320
It's still padded suits. Is it shoulder pads? Maybe. Maybe not.

1875
01:46:21,320 --> 01:46:24,540
But it's women in suits. It's powerful times.

1876
01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:28,600
It's powerful hair. It's powerful bob. Bob and weave.

1877
01:46:29,440 --> 01:46:31,980
And this is no exception at all.

1878
01:46:32,180 --> 01:46:37,800
It's a real voluminous fucking lump of hair.

1879
01:46:38,880 --> 01:46:41,120
Keo's Flavor Crisps, thank you very much.

1880
01:46:41,440 --> 01:46:43,420
And you're no slug. Thank you very much.

1881
01:46:43,960 --> 01:46:44,480
Desktops.

1882
01:46:44,820 --> 01:46:46,780
And Cheeky Peanut, thank you very much.

1883
01:46:46,780 --> 01:46:50,220
Instead of being constrained to one desktop, you can set your workout over many of them.

1884
01:46:50,220 --> 01:46:51,620
So that's what your rooms are, huh?

1885
01:46:51,660 --> 01:46:52,020
That's right.

1886
01:46:52,060 --> 01:46:53,560
You've got a bunch of rooms on the screen here.

1887
01:46:53,640 --> 01:46:54,640
Now tell me what this all means.

1888
01:46:54,720 --> 01:46:56,240
Right. This is the overview screen.

1889
01:46:56,340 --> 01:46:58,180
And what I've done is I've built seven rooms.

1890
01:46:58,300 --> 01:46:59,420
And these are represented...

1891
01:46:59,420 --> 01:47:00,520
She's built those now.

1892
01:47:02,100 --> 01:47:05,520
...of functions that I might want to perform during my day.

1893
01:47:05,600 --> 01:47:07,380
Okay. So documents, games, graphics.

1894
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:08,760
You have your private little room.

1895
01:47:08,760 --> 01:47:11,240
Private little room.

1896
01:47:11,240 --> 01:47:13,580
You got a little private room, is it?

1897
01:47:14,880 --> 01:47:16,080
You've got documents.

1898
01:47:16,300 --> 01:47:17,400
Where did it say private?

1899
01:47:17,700 --> 01:47:19,280
I didn't see a fucking private room.

1900
01:47:20,320 --> 01:47:21,240
Watch your ears here.

1901
01:47:21,340 --> 01:47:21,840
There's an advert.

1902
01:47:21,960 --> 01:47:22,980
Come on, watch your ears.

1903
01:47:23,420 --> 01:47:37,200
Thank God.

1904
01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:39,000
Thank God we managed to skip that fucking thing.

1905
01:47:40,280 --> 01:47:41,680
Where was the private room?

1906
01:47:41,760 --> 01:47:41,880
There.

1907
01:47:41,880 --> 01:47:43,000
I didn't see a private room.

1908
01:47:45,380 --> 01:47:48,420
It goes out and I'll say I want to create a word processing room.

1909
01:47:48,840 --> 01:47:53,640
This will go out and search the hard disk and we'll come up with a list of suggested applications

1910
01:47:53,640 --> 01:47:55,620
that you might want to include in such a room.

1911
01:47:55,620 --> 01:47:57,620
Two word processors are going into the word processor.

1912
01:47:58,100 --> 01:48:02,300
Sam Adams said Shafee has private rooms all over the place.

1913
01:48:03,180 --> 01:48:03,940
Scary enough.

1914
01:48:04,660 --> 01:48:05,140
Exactly.

1915
01:48:05,340 --> 01:48:10,640
And I could choose to include anything in here by hitting add or taking anything out by hitting delete.

1916
01:48:10,640 --> 01:48:13,420
So I'll say go ahead and build that room by hitting...

1917
01:48:13,420 --> 01:48:15,380
Tisky and banjo, thank you very much.

1918
01:48:15,500 --> 01:48:15,860
Okay.

1919
01:48:16,520 --> 01:48:18,800
The room will be built and furnished.

1920
01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:23,580
Notice again that everything that was in my overlay is automatically in my word processing room.

1921
01:48:23,580 --> 01:48:27,660
There's your new word processing room which is the stuff you just added plus all the overlay functions.

1922
01:48:27,660 --> 01:48:27,940
Exactly.

1923
01:48:28,060 --> 01:48:29,720
There you see a me pro and write.

1924
01:48:30,120 --> 01:48:30,460
Uh-huh.

1925
01:48:30,760 --> 01:48:36,060
Another nice thing is that we have the ability to create launch buttons that will launch application files directly.

1926
01:48:36,560 --> 01:48:37,880
So I'll go and show you how to do that.

1927
01:48:37,880 --> 01:48:37,940
Okay.

1928
01:48:37,940 --> 01:48:41,740
You can do drag and drop from the file manager if I can get the file manager open.

1929
01:48:42,920 --> 01:48:43,200
Right.

1930
01:48:43,340 --> 01:48:50,960
What I'll do is I'll go search the hard disk for anything that has the extension WRI.

1931
01:48:51,260 --> 01:48:53,520
How did they think that this was fucking watchable?

1932
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:54,300
Like so boring.

1933
01:48:56,620 --> 01:48:57,740
But here we are anyway.

1934
01:48:58,000 --> 01:49:07,680
I mean it's intriguing to for me anyway because I can't imagine putting something out that would be this long-winded.

1935
01:49:07,760 --> 01:49:11,140
You know just going into files and opening different files and stuff like that.

1936
01:49:11,240 --> 01:49:14,440
Yet I'm still happy to watch hours of it and talk about it.

1937
01:49:14,440 --> 01:49:18,480
So I'm hitting that I want buttons for all my write files.

1938
01:49:19,120 --> 01:49:21,080
It's going to search and say this is what I found.

1939
01:49:21,380 --> 01:49:21,620
Great.

1940
01:49:21,800 --> 01:49:23,820
I want to be able to launch all those automatically.

1941
01:49:23,980 --> 01:49:25,820
So I'm going to drop those onto the desktop.

1942
01:49:26,460 --> 01:49:28,600
And what they're going to do is you create buttons.

1943
01:49:29,260 --> 01:49:32,340
You'll see these buttons will launch not only the file but actually the application.

1944
01:49:32,680 --> 01:49:32,700
Right.

1945
01:49:32,700 --> 01:49:33,380
That's pretty good.

1946
01:49:33,620 --> 01:49:34,500
One question, Eugene.

1947
01:49:34,600 --> 01:49:39,660
On these kinds of add-ons does this now tie up even more memory and just create more problems for the overhead on windows?

1948
01:49:40,100 --> 01:49:40,960
A lot of them do.

1949
01:49:41,140 --> 01:49:43,060
Squeegee, though, has a very small.

1950
01:49:43,320 --> 01:49:46,100
It's a real Paul McCartney voice on him.

1951
01:49:47,580 --> 01:49:49,780
It's a real, yes, squeegee.

1952
01:49:50,580 --> 01:49:51,500
Squeegee does it.

1953
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:53,520
Create more problems for the overhead on windows?

1954
01:49:53,880 --> 01:49:54,840
A lot of them do.

1955
01:49:55,100 --> 01:49:57,280
Squeegee, though, has a very small footprint.

1956
01:49:57,280 --> 01:50:01,740
It's less than 100K, which is one of the things that people find very appealing about it.

1957
01:50:01,820 --> 01:50:03,380
So you're not slowing things down too much.

1958
01:50:03,400 --> 01:50:03,920
Not at all.

1959
01:50:04,260 --> 01:50:04,540
All right.

1960
01:50:04,580 --> 01:50:05,640
Thank you both very much.

1961
01:50:05,980 --> 01:50:06,200
All right.

1962
01:50:06,220 --> 01:50:08,500
Have you ever had a problem printing from windows?

1963
01:50:08,980 --> 01:50:09,340
Oh, yeah.

1964
01:50:09,560 --> 01:50:10,540
Everybody shout yes at once.

1965
01:50:10,600 --> 01:50:11,280
Of course you have.

1966
01:50:11,300 --> 01:50:11,660
Yes, of course.

1967
01:50:11,660 --> 01:50:17,000
A company named Xenographics has come out with an improved Windows print manager called Superprint.

1968
01:50:19,800 --> 01:50:25,980
Superprint uses the processing power of your computer to turn almost any printer into a postscript output device.

1969
01:50:26,600 --> 01:50:31,360
Since a hardware upgrade to your PC is usually less expensive than an upgrade to your laser printer,

1970
01:50:31,700 --> 01:50:35,720
Superprint provides a low-cost upgrade path to professional quality print.

1971
01:50:35,880 --> 01:50:37,980
A client of ours can have a dot matrix printer.

1972
01:50:39,120 --> 01:50:40,300
Gary Stein.

1973
01:50:42,260 --> 01:50:43,440
Gary Stein.

1974
01:50:46,260 --> 01:50:47,500
Gary Stein.

1975
01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:51,600
Gary Stein.

1976
01:50:53,480 --> 01:51:03,040
Running Superprint, they can still get a proof on their dot matrix printer that will be identical with fonts and layout and tonality to what we're going to be able to produce high-res color.

1977
01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:10,320
One of the secrets of Superprint is full 32-bit processing, taking advantage of the horsepower already inside your 386 or...

1978
01:51:10,320 --> 01:51:10,880
...the secret of Superprint.

1979
01:51:10,880 --> 01:51:10,880
...the secret of Superprint.

1980
01:51:10,880 --> 01:51:14,320
Come see the giants of the prehistoric age.

1981
01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:17,400
Relive the thrills and danger.

1982
01:51:18,100 --> 01:51:20,440
See how dinosaurs lived and died.

1983
01:51:22,440 --> 01:51:25,360
I knew the T-Rex just before he died.

1984
01:51:25,700 --> 01:51:26,740
So you're a liar.

1985
01:51:28,120 --> 01:51:30,760
The Museum of Natural Histore.

1986
01:51:30,760 --> 01:51:31,360
E.

1987
01:51:31,360 --> 01:51:33,340
...486 PC.

1988
01:51:34,040 --> 01:51:41,140
Another nice feature of Superprint is that Windows treats it as just another application, so it doesn't eat up big chunks of memory or disk space.

1989
01:51:41,220 --> 01:51:41,760
Lovely stuff.

1990
01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:43,260
All these features make it a good print.

1991
01:51:43,260 --> 01:51:46,260
It's a lovely, lovely scenario here as well.

1992
01:51:48,980 --> 01:51:51,320
...printing option for serious graphics users.

1993
01:51:51,620 --> 01:51:53,360
When you're outputting to things like 35-volture slides...

1994
01:51:53,360 --> 01:51:54,240
Gary Stein.

1995
01:51:54,240 --> 01:51:56,740
...where there is a two-hour delay...

1996
01:51:56,740 --> 01:51:57,360
Gary Stein.

1997
01:51:57,360 --> 01:52:03,360
...or more between when you originally imaged the file and when you see the finished film.

1998
01:52:03,960 --> 01:52:07,740
It's not like redoing something you just put out through a laser printer.

1999
01:52:07,840 --> 01:52:09,420
If it doesn't come out right, you can just redo it.

2000
01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:16,640
Superprint comes with the optional Z-Script interpreter, which can translate PostScript into either GDI or PCL formats.

2001
01:52:17,140 --> 01:52:22,820
And at under $300 for the whole bundle, it can be a lot less expensive than going out and buying a new printer.

2002
01:52:23,260 --> 01:52:28,440
At this point, I'd say that without Superprint, we couldn't get from Windows to a high-resolution film recorder...

2003
01:52:28,440 --> 01:52:32,760
...without going into about $15,000 additional in hard.

2004
01:52:32,820 --> 01:52:36,000
He nearly lost it there. Gary Stein nearly lost it.

2005
01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:38,660
Listen, he had to think about the figure.

2006
01:52:38,660 --> 01:52:42,660
...the film recorder without going into...

2007
01:52:42,660 --> 01:52:49,660
He's lying. When the eyes are pointing upwards like that, that's when someone's telling porcupines.

2008
01:52:49,660 --> 01:52:52,660
...to about $15,000 additional in hardware.

2009
01:52:52,660 --> 01:52:55,660
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Janelle Stelson.

2010
01:52:55,660 --> 01:53:00,660
Janelle Stelson's after you.

2011
01:53:00,660 --> 01:53:02,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2012
01:53:02,660 --> 01:53:04,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2013
01:53:04,660 --> 01:53:05,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2014
01:53:05,660 --> 01:53:06,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2015
01:53:06,660 --> 01:53:07,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2016
01:53:07,660 --> 01:53:08,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2017
01:53:08,660 --> 01:53:09,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2018
01:53:09,660 --> 01:53:10,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2019
01:53:10,660 --> 01:53:11,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2020
01:53:11,660 --> 01:53:12,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2021
01:53:12,660 --> 01:53:13,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2022
01:53:13,660 --> 01:53:14,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2023
01:53:14,660 --> 01:53:15,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2024
01:53:15,660 --> 01:53:16,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2025
01:53:16,660 --> 01:53:17,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2026
01:53:17,660 --> 01:53:18,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2027
01:53:18,660 --> 01:53:19,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2028
01:53:19,660 --> 01:53:20,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2029
01:53:20,660 --> 01:53:21,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2030
01:53:21,660 --> 01:53:22,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2031
01:53:22,660 --> 01:53:23,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2032
01:53:23,660 --> 01:53:24,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2033
01:53:24,660 --> 01:53:25,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2034
01:53:25,660 --> 01:53:26,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2035
01:53:26,660 --> 01:53:27,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2036
01:53:27,660 --> 01:53:28,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2037
01:53:28,660 --> 01:53:29,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2038
01:53:29,660 --> 01:53:30,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2039
01:53:30,660 --> 01:53:31,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2040
01:53:31,660 --> 01:53:32,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2041
01:53:32,660 --> 01:53:33,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2042
01:53:33,660 --> 01:53:34,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2043
01:53:34,660 --> 01:53:35,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2044
01:53:35,660 --> 01:53:36,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2045
01:53:36,660 --> 01:53:37,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2046
01:53:37,660 --> 01:53:38,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2047
01:53:38,660 --> 01:53:39,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2048
01:53:39,660 --> 01:53:40,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2049
01:53:40,660 --> 01:53:41,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2050
01:53:41,660 --> 01:53:42,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2051
01:53:42,660 --> 01:53:44,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2052
01:53:44,660 --> 01:53:48,660
...Caroel Schweitzer of Tool Technology.

2053
01:53:48,660 --> 01:53:50,660
...and this book here, what's his name? Peter Quick.

2054
01:53:50,660 --> 01:53:51,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2055
01:53:51,660 --> 01:53:52,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2056
01:53:52,660 --> 01:53:53,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2057
01:53:53,660 --> 01:53:54,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2058
01:53:54,660 --> 01:53:55,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2059
01:53:55,660 --> 01:53:56,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2060
01:53:56,660 --> 01:53:57,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2061
01:53:57,660 --> 01:53:58,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2062
01:53:58,660 --> 01:53:59,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2063
01:53:59,660 --> 01:54:00,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2064
01:54:00,660 --> 01:54:01,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2065
01:54:01,660 --> 01:54:02,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2066
01:54:02,660 --> 01:54:04,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2067
01:54:04,660 --> 01:54:06,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2068
01:54:06,660 --> 01:54:07,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2069
01:54:07,660 --> 01:54:08,660
...the film recorder without going into the computer.

2070
01:54:08,660 --> 01:54:10,660
...that's Phil Seder.

2071
01:54:10,660 --> 01:54:14,660
...and we've got none other than Tool Technologies.

2072
01:54:14,660 --> 01:54:16,660
...Carol Schweitzer of Tool Technology.

2073
01:54:16,660 --> 01:54:17,660
...Carol, one of the things you're going to-

2074
01:54:17,660 --> 01:54:18,660
...Carol Schweitzer.

2075
01:54:18,660 --> 01:54:20,660
...and he shows his wind tools and it's kind of interesting.

2076
01:54:20,660 --> 01:54:23,660
...you were saying that in fact started out as a shareware program, didn't it?

2077
01:54:23,660 --> 01:54:25,660
...Shareware, is it?

2078
01:54:25,660 --> 01:54:27,660
Jukebox Connors, thanks very much.

2079
01:54:27,660 --> 01:54:29,660
So this fucking is amazing actually.

2080
01:54:29,660 --> 01:54:32,660
Who'd have thunk the fucking Tool Time Technologies?

2081
01:54:32,660 --> 01:54:37,660
Tim, the Carol Schweitzer Tool Man Taylor, started off as a shareware scenario.

2082
01:54:37,660 --> 01:54:39,660
...it was open source.

2083
01:54:39,660 --> 01:54:44,660
Everyone had dibs on it and now they've gone and run it as a fucking private enterprise.

2084
01:54:44,660 --> 01:54:48,660
Initial public offering of tool tips went onto the market.

2085
01:54:48,660 --> 01:54:53,660
Estimated at $59.9 million.

2086
01:54:53,660 --> 01:54:55,660
Let's have a look how it did on the NASDAQ.

2087
01:54:55,660 --> 01:54:56,660
Yes, it did.

2088
01:54:56,660 --> 01:54:58,660
It started out as a Poria.

2089
01:54:58,660 --> 01:55:02,660
Two to three years ago there was a recognized need that Windows wasn't quite delivering

2090
01:55:02,660 --> 01:55:06,660
what a lot of people expected it to for the PC users.

2091
01:55:06,660 --> 01:55:07,660
So we developed-

2092
01:55:07,660 --> 01:55:10,660
It's a lovely nautical brooch that she's got on there.

2093
01:55:10,660 --> 01:55:16,660
And the blue of the- maybe it's a democratic kind of blue, is it?

2094
01:55:16,660 --> 01:55:21,660
Nautical badge, maybe a New England vibe, a nautical theme.

2095
01:55:21,660 --> 01:55:23,660
Crazy bit of business.

2096
01:55:23,660 --> 01:55:32,660
And it's a power volumistic bob, which we've seen in the last scenario with this woman here who was doing the fucking private room.

2097
01:55:32,660 --> 01:55:35,660
We can skip back to there now.

2098
01:55:35,660 --> 01:55:37,660
That's her.

2099
01:55:37,660 --> 01:55:40,660
They could have chose a different fucking suit for the fucking women.

2100
01:55:40,660 --> 01:55:41,660
Like, it's the same woman.

2101
01:55:41,660 --> 01:55:43,660
Just a different face.

2102
01:55:43,660 --> 01:55:51,660
Recognized need that Windows wasn't quite delivering what a lot of people expected it to for the PC users.

2103
01:55:51,660 --> 01:55:53,660
So we developed from a Poria.

2104
01:55:53,660 --> 01:55:54,660
Oh.

2105
01:55:54,660 --> 01:55:58,660
Alright, now let's turn to WinMaster, which is your product from PC Quick.

2106
01:55:58,660 --> 01:55:59,660
And what does WinMaster do to help-

2107
01:55:59,660 --> 01:56:00,660
Master your win.

2108
01:56:00,660 --> 01:56:02,660
Well, basically, Stuart-

2109
01:56:02,660 --> 01:56:05,660
We got Phil Cedar, guys, from PC Quick.

2110
01:56:05,660 --> 01:56:08,660
And he's ready to rock your world.

2111
01:56:08,660 --> 01:56:16,660
WinMaster is a set of six different utilities that either make Windows run faster, your machine run faster, or you work better with Windows.

2112
01:56:16,660 --> 01:56:19,660
Alright, so I see. Is this your toolbar we see now?

2113
01:56:19,660 --> 01:56:20,660
Yeah.

2114
01:56:20,660 --> 01:56:21,660
Phil Cedar's a real sweetheart.

2115
01:56:21,660 --> 01:56:23,660
This is called Toolbox.

2116
01:56:23,660 --> 01:56:27,660
This is a toolbar that helps you launch applications or open files.

2117
01:56:27,660 --> 01:56:31,660
For example, I've set one up here that has approximately eight different applications.

2118
01:56:31,660 --> 01:56:32,660
What's this fella?

2119
01:56:32,660 --> 01:56:33,660
What's this one here?

2120
01:56:33,660 --> 01:56:34,660
Run away, is it?

2121
01:56:34,660 --> 01:56:36,660
Because why are you in trouble?

2122
01:56:36,660 --> 01:56:38,660
Is that why you have that fucking toolbar there?

2123
01:56:38,660 --> 01:56:40,660
Weird man.

2124
01:56:40,660 --> 01:56:49,660
It has a file find, a run tool, an exit tool, and a restart tool that actually take you out of Windows or restart Windows.

2125
01:56:49,660 --> 01:56:51,660
Copy, delete, rename.

2126
01:56:51,660 --> 01:56:55,660
And then some Windows applications I put in also.

2127
01:56:55,660 --> 01:56:56,660
Class.

2128
01:56:56,660 --> 01:57:02,660
The nice thing about toolbars, you can just click on a button and up comes whatever you want to run.

2129
01:57:02,660 --> 01:57:07,660
And, not only that, but you can pop up a toolbox from whatever environment you're in.

2130
01:57:07,660 --> 01:57:08,660
So here I am in the-

2131
01:57:08,660 --> 01:57:09,660
Pop up a toolbox.

2132
01:57:09,660 --> 01:57:10,660
Pop up a toolbox.

2133
01:57:10,660 --> 01:57:12,660
It's a lovely little clip.

2134
01:57:12,660 --> 01:57:15,660
It might need to be remixed into something.

2135
01:57:15,660 --> 01:57:18,660
Not only that, but you can pop up a toolbox from whatever-

2136
01:57:18,660 --> 01:57:19,660
I just wanna-

2137
01:57:19,660 --> 01:57:22,660
I just wanna pop up the toolbox.

2138
01:57:22,660 --> 01:57:23,660
Pop up the toolbox.

2139
01:57:23,660 --> 01:57:24,660
Pop up the toolbox.

2140
01:57:24,660 --> 01:57:25,660
Pop up the toolbox.

2141
01:57:25,660 --> 01:57:26,660
Pop up the toolbox.

2142
01:57:26,660 --> 01:57:27,660
Pop up the toolbox.

2143
01:57:27,660 --> 01:57:29,660
Pop up the toolbox.

2144
01:57:29,660 --> 01:57:30,660
Pop up the toolbox.

2145
01:57:30,660 --> 01:57:31,660
Pop up the toolbox.

2146
01:57:31,660 --> 01:57:32,660
Pop up the toolbox.

2147
01:57:32,660 --> 01:57:33,660
Pop up the toolbox.

2148
01:57:33,660 --> 01:57:34,660
Pop up the toolbox.

2149
01:57:34,660 --> 01:57:36,660
... whatever environment you're in.

2150
01:57:36,660 --> 01:57:38,660
So here I am in the file-

2151
01:57:38,660 --> 01:57:41,660
But you can pop up a toolbox from whatever environment you're in.

2152
01:57:41,660 --> 01:57:42,660
So here I am-

2153
01:57:42,660 --> 01:57:43,660
Thank you very much, the matrix.

2154
01:57:43,660 --> 01:57:44,660
Thanks very much.

2155
01:57:44,660 --> 01:57:45,660
File manager.

2156
01:57:45,660 --> 01:57:47,660
I can hit the right mouse double click.

2157
01:57:47,660 --> 01:57:48,660
And there's your toolbar.

2158
01:57:48,660 --> 01:57:49,660
And up pops the toolbar.

2159
01:57:49,660 --> 01:57:50,660
And I'm ready to-

2160
01:57:50,660 --> 01:57:51,660
So anytime you're anywhere you can just-

2161
01:57:51,660 --> 01:57:52,660
I just want-

2162
01:57:52,660 --> 01:57:53,660
Up pops the toolbox.

2163
01:57:53,660 --> 01:57:55,660
I wanna pop up the toolbox.

2164
01:57:55,660 --> 01:57:59,660
Any number you just wanna click, pop up the toolbox.

2165
01:57:59,660 --> 01:58:01,660
And then just go pop up the toolbox.

2166
01:58:01,660 --> 01:58:03,660
Stick it up the toolbox.

2167
01:58:03,660 --> 01:58:04,660
Pop pop pop up.

2168
01:58:04,660 --> 01:58:06,660
Pop pop pop up the toolbox.

2169
01:58:06,660 --> 01:58:08,660
Double click and get the toolbar.

2170
01:58:08,660 --> 01:58:09,660
Uh huh.

2171
01:58:09,660 --> 01:58:10,660
Or you can-

2172
01:58:10,660 --> 01:58:11,660
Uh huh.

2173
01:58:11,660 --> 01:58:12,660
Uh huh.

2174
01:58:12,660 --> 01:58:15,660
Throw a few of those cheeky uh huh's in there as well.

2175
01:58:15,660 --> 01:58:16,660
Uh huh.

2176
01:58:16,660 --> 01:58:18,660
Pop up the toolbox.

2177
01:58:18,660 --> 01:58:20,660
And you can get a little toolbar in there as well.

2178
01:58:20,660 --> 01:58:21,660
Uh huh.

2179
01:58:21,660 --> 01:58:22,660
Pop pop the toolbox.

2180
01:58:22,660 --> 01:58:23,660
Uh huh.

2181
01:58:23,660 --> 01:58:24,660
Pop pop the toolbox.

2182
01:58:24,660 --> 01:58:25,660
It's gonna be a fucking smash.

2183
01:58:25,660 --> 01:58:26,660
If anyone can do that please.

2184
01:58:26,660 --> 01:58:27,660
Uh.

2185
01:58:27,660 --> 01:58:28,660
And we can play it.

2186
01:58:28,660 --> 01:58:29,660
If it's good then we'll-

2187
01:58:29,660 --> 01:58:31,660
It doesn't even matter if it's not good.

2188
01:58:31,660 --> 01:58:33,660
We'll play it on the next fucking Shafet stream.

2189
01:58:33,660 --> 01:58:34,660
Anguish Panda thanks for the tip.

2190
01:58:34,660 --> 01:58:38,660
You can use hotkeys or you can even set it to-

2191
01:58:38,660 --> 01:58:40,660
If you're anywhere you can just double click and get the toolbar.

2192
01:58:40,660 --> 01:58:41,660
Uh huh.

2193
01:58:41,660 --> 01:58:42,660
Or you-

2194
01:58:42,660 --> 01:58:44,660
So anytime you're anywhere you can just double click and get the toolbar.

2195
01:58:44,660 --> 01:58:45,660
Uh huh.

2196
01:58:45,660 --> 01:58:47,660
Or you can use hotkeys or you can even set it to-

2197
01:58:47,660 --> 01:58:54,660
To always float on top of the screen if you so choose.

2198
01:58:54,660 --> 01:58:55,660
Um.

2199
01:58:55,660 --> 01:59:01,660
Another thing we did with the application is we really built ease of use into it as the number

2200
01:59:01,660 --> 01:59:03,660
one design priority.

2201
01:59:03,660 --> 01:59:08,660
So for example if I want to add an application to a toolbox I can just pick something out.

2202
01:59:08,660 --> 01:59:09,660
Yo.

2203
01:59:09,660 --> 01:59:11,660
Pop up the Anguish Panda.

2204
01:59:11,660 --> 01:59:12,660
Thank you very much.

2205
01:59:12,660 --> 01:59:13,660
Connor Williams there.

2206
01:59:13,660 --> 01:59:16,660
Do you need Windows computer insurance brother?

2207
01:59:16,660 --> 01:59:17,660
No.

2208
01:59:17,660 --> 01:59:18,660
By the way.

2209
01:59:18,660 --> 01:59:19,660
Thank you very much man.

2210
01:59:19,660 --> 01:59:21,660
Thanks very much for the tip.

2211
01:59:21,660 --> 01:59:23,660
And Anguish Panda as well.

2212
01:59:23,660 --> 01:59:24,660
I wonder where-

2213
01:59:24,660 --> 01:59:25,660
Where is Phil Cedar going with this?

2214
01:59:25,660 --> 01:59:28,660
I mean he's very into his toolbox that's for sure.

2215
01:59:28,660 --> 01:59:30,660
And he's uh huh and he's doing-

2216
01:59:30,660 --> 01:59:33,660
He's really selling the program, the software.

2217
01:59:33,660 --> 01:59:37,660
I would love to go back in time and pop up the toolbox on my Windows computer.

2218
01:59:37,660 --> 01:59:38,660
Where it just isn't gonna happen.

2219
01:59:38,660 --> 01:59:40,660
Full panel here.

2220
01:59:40,660 --> 01:59:43,660
Drag it over, drop it on the toolbox.

2221
01:59:43,660 --> 01:59:45,660
Click OK and there over on the right hand side-

2222
01:59:45,660 --> 01:59:47,660
And there's a button for the control panel.

2223
01:59:47,660 --> 01:59:48,660
Yeah.

2224
01:59:48,660 --> 01:59:49,660
Is the new button and it's ready to go.

2225
01:59:49,660 --> 01:59:50,660
That was easy.

2226
01:59:50,660 --> 01:59:51,660
Yeah it's very easy to use.

2227
01:59:51,660 --> 01:59:53,660
Doesn't make you rethink the Windows environment.

2228
01:59:53,660 --> 01:59:57,660
Doesn't make you learn any complex macros or controls.

2229
01:59:57,660 --> 02:00:01,660
The second thing I want to show you is what we call Quick Vault.

2230
02:00:01,660 --> 02:00:05,660
I just opened up the Quick Vault there with the toolbox quick.

2231
02:00:05,660 --> 02:00:11,660
This is our file compression storage utility that helps you get more from your hard disk by compressing files.

2232
02:00:11,660 --> 02:00:17,660
I can go in and what I need to do is grab some files.

2233
02:00:17,660 --> 02:00:19,660
In this case I'm grabbing a whole directory.

2234
02:00:19,660 --> 02:00:27,660
I'm gonna drag it down, drop it on the vault icon and it's compressed and stored and then removed to a special place in the directory structure.

2235
02:00:27,660 --> 02:00:33,660
If I want to get those files back I just double click on the Quick Vault.

2236
02:00:33,660 --> 02:00:37,660
There's the directory I just compressed and all I need to do is click restore.

2237
02:00:37,660 --> 02:00:41,660
One of the nice things about Quick Vault is it remembers where things came from.

2238
02:00:41,660 --> 02:00:43,660
So it'll put...

2239
02:00:43,660 --> 02:00:45,660
Early WinZip says Nigel.

2240
02:00:45,660 --> 02:00:46,660
Early WinZip.

2241
02:00:46,660 --> 02:00:47,660
Is this what it is?

2242
02:00:47,660 --> 02:00:48,660
Is this...

2243
02:00:48,660 --> 02:00:52,660
I'm fucking zoned out there five minutes ago when he was doing the toolbox stuff.

2244
02:00:52,660 --> 02:00:54,660
Is this all this is?

2245
02:00:54,660 --> 02:00:57,660
Is this all this is just a fucking compression program?

2246
02:00:57,660 --> 02:00:58,660
Is that it?

2247
02:00:58,660 --> 02:00:59,660
Is that it?

2248
02:00:59,660 --> 02:01:02,660
Put them back right where they came from.

2249
02:01:02,660 --> 02:01:05,660
As I said there are six utilities in the package.

2250
02:01:05,660 --> 02:01:09,660
Right down here is part of our information, system information utility.

2251
02:01:09,660 --> 02:01:15,660
This is a little meter that's actually showing us how our CPU is acting as I'm giving the demo.

2252
02:01:15,660 --> 02:01:17,660
So what does that percentage figure mean?

2253
02:01:17,660 --> 02:01:21,660
That means that right now we're using 9% of our CPU power.

2254
02:01:21,660 --> 02:01:28,660
Our quick info utility does have a number of these meters so you can actually analyze performance as you work in Windows.

2255
02:01:28,660 --> 02:01:30,660
We also have a disk defragmenter.

2256
02:01:30,660 --> 02:01:44,660
The toolbox, the toolbox, the toolbox, the toolbox, the toolbox, the toolbox.

2257
02:01:44,660 --> 02:01:48,660
A disk cache and a RAM.

2258
02:01:48,660 --> 02:01:51,660
What's the Betsy says toolbox one more time.

2259
02:01:51,660 --> 02:01:54,660
RAM disks that all come together in the package.

2260
02:01:54,660 --> 02:01:55,660
What does WinMaster sell for?

2261
02:01:55,660 --> 02:01:59,660
Its suggested retail price is $129.95.

2262
02:01:59,660 --> 02:02:00,660
What?

2263
02:02:00,660 --> 02:02:03,660
For WinZip, 130 quid.

2264
02:02:03,660 --> 02:02:09,660
I'll turn to you Carol and you're going to show us, I guess first of all, WinDesk, which is a kind of easier version of WinTools.

2265
02:02:09,660 --> 02:02:10,660
Is that the idea?

2266
02:02:10,660 --> 02:02:13,660
Yes, WinDesk is for all Windows users.

2267
02:02:13,660 --> 02:02:16,660
Both of these products are alternative interfaces.

2268
02:02:16,660 --> 02:02:17,660
Schweitzer.

2269
02:02:17,660 --> 02:02:20,660
So we replace your program file and task managers.

2270
02:02:20,660 --> 02:02:21,660
Alright, now which one do we have up here right now?

2271
02:02:21,660 --> 02:02:22,660
This is WinDesk.

2272
02:02:22,660 --> 02:02:23,660
Okay, tell us what it does.

2273
02:02:23,660 --> 02:02:26,660
Yes, everything in WinDesk is included in WinTools.

2274
02:02:26,660 --> 02:02:28,660
What we give you instead is a set of-

2275
02:02:28,660 --> 02:02:30,660
Phil, thank you very much Phil.

2276
02:02:30,660 --> 02:02:32,660
I hope you're getting on well.

2277
02:02:32,660 --> 02:02:33,660
Phil.

2278
02:02:33,660 --> 02:02:37,660
The basic tools that are your building blocks to creating your own desktop.

2279
02:02:37,660 --> 02:02:44,660
And in this way you can make a copy of anything on the desktop simply by dropping it on the copy tool.

2280
02:02:44,660 --> 02:02:49,660
You can get rid of anything on the desktop by dragging it to trash.

2281
02:02:49,660 --> 02:02:53,660
We give you all the things you're used to in the program manager groups.

2282
02:02:53,660 --> 02:02:57,660
And from there you can build and actually use your desktop.

2283
02:02:57,660 --> 02:03:02,660
So I'd like to show you file management and how we've improved on that.

2284
02:03:02,660 --> 02:03:06,660
We really take the idea of visual computing to the next level.

2285
02:03:06,660 --> 02:03:13,660
Everything can be controlled with mouse drag and drop to graft and prune your tree, copying and move using mouse control.

2286
02:03:13,660 --> 02:03:15,660
There's also keyboard support.

2287
02:03:15,660 --> 02:03:20,660
All the pull down menu functions that you've been doing are now automated.

2288
02:03:20,660 --> 02:03:25,660
You just simply double click on, for instance, putting this in date order or in detail order or by kind.

2289
02:03:25,660 --> 02:03:29,660
We let you view three different directories at a time and any type of file can be pulled right out onto the desktop.

2290
02:03:29,660 --> 02:03:34,660
So this BMP file I can pull out, I can easily close down this whole tree directory by pushing close open for all windows.

2291
02:03:34,660 --> 02:03:35,660
So we're automating a lot of the things you do.

2292
02:03:35,660 --> 02:03:37,660
And then I can change everything about the file that I pulled onto the desktop.

2293
02:03:37,660 --> 02:03:40,660
This is your desktop and why not easily have that be represented by something that you're going to remember.

2294
02:03:40,660 --> 02:03:43,660
So you can change the font, the color, you can go beyond the eight character DOS name.

2295
02:03:43,660 --> 02:03:44,660
So here, this was a tartan clad BMP.

2296
02:03:44,660 --> 02:03:45,660
Let's see what we can find.

2297
02:03:45,660 --> 02:03:46,660
How about the checks?

2298
02:03:46,660 --> 02:03:49,660
So now in a very simple way, you have created a customized tool on the desktop.

2299
02:03:49,660 --> 02:03:51,660
With one double click you'll launch the application and the file.

2300
02:03:51,660 --> 02:03:53,660
So I've created an example of maybe how you could organize your cluttered desktop.

2301
02:03:53,660 --> 02:03:59,660
Maybe you have three top clients and you could easily put together a desk for your number one client that included financial files, word processing files, database files.

2302
02:03:59,660 --> 02:04:01,660
And you can see this idea of customizing with the icons.

2303
02:04:01,660 --> 02:04:02,660
So I can regroup those files anyway that's functional for me.

2304
02:04:02,660 --> 02:04:03,660
Exactly.

2305
02:04:03,660 --> 02:04:05,660
So that's what we've done with organizing your desktop.

2306
02:04:05,660 --> 02:04:08,660
We've also really assisted in automating the PC user and working through their applications.

2307
02:04:08,660 --> 02:04:10,660
We have a universal toolbar for all the major applications.

2308
02:04:10,660 --> 02:04:12,660
And in this way you would run our Word toolbar, WordPerfect or Lotus above your open application.

2309
02:04:12,660 --> 02:04:13,660
So whatever application I'm in, I use the same toolbar.

2310
02:04:13,660 --> 02:04:15,660
Yes, you would double click on printer question mark to reconfigure your printer.

2311
02:04:15,660 --> 02:04:16,660
So that's a quick tour of WinDef.

2312
02:04:16,660 --> 02:04:17,660
Okay, quickly let's make sure we get to WinTools.

2313
02:04:17,660 --> 02:04:18,660
Yes, okay.

2314
02:04:18,660 --> 02:04:21,660
WinTools includes everything I've shown you, plus this idea of having more desktops to organize your work.

2315
02:04:21,660 --> 02:04:23,660
So in this way, I can move up to this desktop.

2316
02:04:23,660 --> 02:04:24,660
Because each of those little boxes is another desktop?

2317
02:04:24,660 --> 02:04:25,660
Yes, and we allow you to have up to 16 open.

2318
02:04:25,660 --> 02:04:28,660
So I have Quicken open with my files I go to most often, my automated toolbar.

2319
02:04:28,660 --> 02:04:32,660
I can move over to the main screen of WinTools, and you can see that we've also included a few extra automation tools, DDE and Keystroke.

2320
02:04:32,660 --> 02:04:34,660
I also can launch multiple programs with one double click.

2321
02:04:34,660 --> 02:04:39,660
I'm going to launch three different Windows applications in that feature called Big Sky with more desktops available to you.

2322
02:04:39,660 --> 02:04:41,660
So paintbrush is opening and also it will have no padding calendar.

2323
02:04:41,660 --> 02:04:42,660
So with one click, open three things in the middle.

2324
02:04:42,660 --> 02:04:43,660
Exactly.

2325
02:04:43,660 --> 02:04:44,660
We also include networking features.

2326
02:04:44,660 --> 02:04:46,660
WinTools is designed for anyone who is setting up Windows on a network.

2327
02:04:46,660 --> 02:04:48,660
And in this way, you can assign rights to each individual tool.

2328
02:04:48,660 --> 02:04:49,660
So you can lock down a consistent interface.

2329
02:04:49,660 --> 02:04:50,660
Carol, thank you very much.

2330
02:04:50,660 --> 02:04:51,660
They've both very impressive products.

2331
02:04:51,660 --> 02:04:53,660
Alright, that is today's look at software enhancements for-

2332
02:04:53,660 --> 02:04:54,660
Oh, fucking hell.

2333
02:04:54,660 --> 02:04:56,660
Imagine playing that at normal speed.

2334
02:04:56,660 --> 02:04:58,660
We'd have been there for five minutes.

2335
02:04:58,660 --> 02:04:59,660
Windows ne-

2336
02:04:59,660 --> 02:05:01,660
Pop up, you toolbox.

2337
02:05:01,660 --> 02:05:05,660
If you're ever encountering a boring video, just pop up the toolbox.

2338
02:05:05,660 --> 02:05:08,660
Little icon down at the bottom right hand side of the video here.

2339
02:05:08,660 --> 02:05:12,660
And just fucking increase the playback speed.

2340
02:05:12,660 --> 02:05:17,660
Little life hack there for shit videos on YouTube that are going on for too long.

2341
02:05:17,660 --> 02:05:20,660
Unfortunately, there's no way you can fast forward this because it's live.

2342
02:05:20,660 --> 02:05:23,660
You're in for the long haul.

2343
02:05:23,660 --> 02:05:27,660
Should you decide not to, it's your fucking lass.

2344
02:05:27,660 --> 02:05:30,660
Next week, we'll show you the best hardware add-ons for Windows.

2345
02:05:30,660 --> 02:05:33,660
Up next, this week's computer news on Random Access.

2346
02:05:33,660 --> 02:05:34,660
Hardware.

2347
02:05:34,660 --> 02:05:36,660
Hey, I'm Talyn and this is Rump-

2348
02:05:36,660 --> 02:05:37,660
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

2349
02:05:37,660 --> 02:05:38,660
Look at the fucking-

2350
02:05:38,660 --> 02:05:39,660
Talyn.

2351
02:05:39,660 --> 02:05:41,660
What kind of name is Talyn?

2352
02:05:41,660 --> 02:05:42,660
I'm Talyn.

2353
02:05:42,660 --> 02:05:44,660
I'm going to show you how to start an online teaser business.

2354
02:05:44,660 --> 02:05:45,660
I'm Talyn.

2355
02:05:45,660 --> 02:05:46,660
I'm going to start an online teaser biz.

2356
02:05:46,660 --> 02:05:47,660
I'm Talyn and this is my dog, Talyn 2.

2357
02:05:47,660 --> 02:05:52,500
Hey I'm Talon, I'm gonna start an online teaser biz.

2358
02:05:52,500 --> 02:05:58,160
I'm Talon and this is my dog, Talon2.

2359
02:05:58,160 --> 02:06:00,800
His name is Talon2.

2360
02:06:00,800 --> 02:06:06,100
This is my dog, Toolbox.

2361
02:06:06,100 --> 02:06:08,180
Pump up the toolbox.

2362
02:06:08,180 --> 02:06:09,880
Pump up the toolbox.

2363
02:06:09,880 --> 02:06:10,880
Uh huh.

2364
02:06:10,880 --> 02:06:16,960
Pump up the toolbox.

2365
02:06:16,960 --> 02:06:19,140
Create your own online t-shirt biz.

2366
02:06:19,140 --> 02:06:20,140
Let's go.

2367
02:06:20,140 --> 02:06:27,060
First go to Sh- Paul fucking dog is being lumped into this.

2368
02:06:27,060 --> 02:06:30,560
Pimped out to the max.

2369
02:06:30,560 --> 02:06:33,840
Shopify.com and start a free trial.

2370
02:06:33,840 --> 02:06:35,720
Next create your t-shirt.

2371
02:06:35,720 --> 02:06:38,940
You can use your own designs or hire a freelance designer.

2372
02:06:38,940 --> 02:06:46,260
Once you have a design you love, add it to a t-shirt and put it on.

2373
02:06:46,260 --> 02:07:04,440
The first PC to utilize Wingen video technology to improve Windows performance by up to 10 times.

2374
02:07:04,440 --> 02:07:07,620
Wingen uses what Epson calls virtual cache technology.

2375
02:07:07,620 --> 02:07:23,620
It's standard 16-bit VGA with extensions that allow the system to directly access VRAM display

2376
02:07:23,620 --> 02:07:25,540
memory as system memory.

2377
02:07:25,540 --> 02:07:30,720
Toshiba is slashing prices on its satellite notebook computers by up to 17 percent.

2378
02:07:30,720 --> 02:07:36,640
Toshiba also cut prices by up to 8 percent on its AC-powered T6400 portables.

2379
02:07:36,640 --> 02:07:39,720
The new year is not bright for Big Blue.

2380
02:07:39,720 --> 02:07:44,720
IBM announced it will lay off some 25,000 workers in an effort to cut its manufacturing capacity.

2381
02:07:44,720 --> 02:07:50,900
IBM also plans to cut spending on product development by $1 billion next year.

2382
02:07:50,900 --> 02:07:54,740
Borland says it plans to lay off 15 percent of its workforce.

2383
02:07:54,740 --> 02:07:59,900
Borland faces stiffer competition in the database market from Microsoft's FoxPro and Access.

2384
02:07:59,900 --> 02:08:03,900
Hewlett Packard had some good economic news this week.

2385
02:08:03,900 --> 02:08:04,900
Bucca Shiteman.

2386
02:08:04,900 --> 02:08:05,900
Bucca Shiteman.

2387
02:08:05,900 --> 02:08:07,540
in the mid-range computer market.

2388
02:08:07,980 --> 02:08:11,560
This is the first time HP has passed digital equipment in the mini market.

2389
02:08:12,060 --> 02:08:15,280
Taking a look at the best-selling entertainment software titles this week,

2390
02:08:15,420 --> 02:08:16,840
according to Egghead Software,

2391
02:08:17,300 --> 02:08:20,020
King's Quest VI is the number one program on the PC.

2392
02:08:20,540 --> 02:08:23,300
SimCity Supreme and SimLife both made the best...

2393
02:08:23,300 --> 02:08:26,300
Great stuff. Some amazing games here,

2394
02:08:26,300 --> 02:08:31,580
and they look like they're a little bit better than whatever the other fucking ones were.

2395
02:08:31,700 --> 02:08:36,860
Math Blaster is a fucking Area 51 Blaster and fucking Mavis Beacon.

2396
02:08:37,200 --> 02:08:39,800
Where is the world? Carmen Sandiego.

2397
02:08:40,360 --> 02:08:44,100
Now we have Prince of Persia, King's Quest, SimCity Supreme, SimLife,

2398
02:08:44,780 --> 02:08:46,140
and Flight Simulator 4.

2399
02:08:46,760 --> 02:08:51,120
Far Cry from Kid Pix and Kid Desk and Playroom.

2400
02:08:52,200 --> 02:08:54,400
Five-seller list for Mac users.

2401
02:08:55,300 --> 02:08:59,080
Next Christmas, look for a new video game platform to rival Nintendo.

2402
02:08:59,480 --> 02:09:03,020
Matsushita and Electronic Arts are rumored to be jointly developing

2403
02:09:03,020 --> 02:09:06,700
a CD-ROM-based game computer for 3D games at home.

2404
02:09:07,040 --> 02:09:09,660
They're really pushing this fucking thing, aren't they?

2405
02:09:09,840 --> 02:09:18,120
I reckon Stew Baby Shafi got a little brown envelope from EA or 3DO or Matsuchi or something.

2406
02:09:18,920 --> 02:09:21,900
And they were like, can you keep on fucking pimping it out at the end of the show?

2407
02:09:22,740 --> 02:09:28,380
And he was like, sure thing, if you can give me a handheld console for free.

2408
02:09:28,960 --> 02:09:32,940
And every week now, he keeps on just bringing up this console that never existed.

2409
02:09:33,020 --> 02:09:37,080
Finally, if you thought you could escape commercials when playing computer games, you're wrong.

2410
02:09:37,540 --> 02:09:40,940
Telephone Giant Sprint will be the first to try this medium to reach you.

2411
02:09:41,120 --> 02:09:46,200
They've placed a commercial plug in Sierra Online's 3D interactive game, Space Quest V.

2412
02:09:46,640 --> 02:09:48,400
Look out for it early next year.

2413
02:09:48,780 --> 02:09:50,580
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

2414
02:09:50,760 --> 02:09:51,880
I'm Janelle Stelzen.

2415
02:09:52,180 --> 02:09:55,200
Janelle Stelzen's after you.

2416
02:09:55,200 --> 02:10:01,260
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by the Software Publishers Association,

2417
02:10:01,760 --> 02:10:04,640
providers of educational materials to help manage software.

2418
02:10:05,220 --> 02:10:06,480
Don't copy that floppy.

2419
02:10:08,080 --> 02:10:10,800
Video cassette copies of this program are available.

2420
02:10:11,160 --> 02:10:12,080
30 quid.

2421
02:10:12,180 --> 02:10:15,200
You could buy this whole episode for 30 fucking quid.

2422
02:10:15,640 --> 02:10:19,400
And they'd send you it in a box, in a fucking envelope.

2423
02:10:19,400 --> 02:10:21,300
And you'd also get a copy of this.

2424
02:10:21,800 --> 02:10:23,320
Chronicles also publishes a...

2425
02:10:23,320 --> 02:10:24,560
A Stuart Shiffey letter.

2426
02:10:24,780 --> 02:10:27,260
A letter written by the man himself.

2427
02:10:28,620 --> 02:10:32,260
God knows what the fucking contents of the letter was.

2428
02:10:32,440 --> 02:10:33,560
And what it was all about.

2429
02:10:33,680 --> 02:10:36,040
It was a crazy, crazy, crazy bit of business.

2430
02:10:36,620 --> 02:10:37,600
Did this even happen?

2431
02:10:38,140 --> 02:10:42,440
Or is this all just a fucking second jab fever dream of a stream?

2432
02:10:43,060 --> 02:10:44,920
Did the Shiffey letter even exist?

2433
02:10:45,100 --> 02:10:46,200
And if it did, why?

2434
02:10:46,200 --> 02:10:50,500
I reckon it was maybe 30 quid for the video.

2435
02:10:50,720 --> 02:10:51,440
It was so steep.

2436
02:10:51,560 --> 02:10:56,020
They just threw in any old bump just to fucking make it a little bit more tasty.

2437
02:10:56,920 --> 02:10:59,160
But what are you going to do with that letter?

2438
02:10:59,260 --> 02:11:01,860
I'd love to see if there's any Shiffey letters online.

2439
02:11:02,000 --> 02:11:04,600
Maybe there's a PDF or a scan you can fucking download.

2440
02:11:05,400 --> 02:11:05,780
Would be good.

2441
02:11:05,900 --> 02:11:07,140
Kieran Curtis, thank you very much.

2442
02:11:07,140 --> 02:11:12,380
And a newsletter containing details on products demonstrated plus background information on program topics.

2443
02:11:12,920 --> 02:11:20,920
To order a videocassette or a subscription to the newsletter, call 1-800-366-9484 or write computer chronicles.

2444
02:11:21,400 --> 02:11:23,440
Please specify a program subject for tapes.

2445
02:11:23,440 --> 02:11:31,760
All orders include a free software program for auditing software use and information on the definitive guide to keeping your organization's software legal.

2446
02:11:31,760 --> 02:12:01,740
Thank you.

2447
02:12:01,740 --> 02:12:03,740
Thank you.

2448
02:12:03,740 --> 02:12:03,740
Thank you.

2449
02:12:03,740 --> 02:12:03,740
Thank you.

2450
02:12:03,740 --> 02:12:05,240
Douglas Evans supervising,

2451
02:12:05,340 --> 02:12:08,660
Patrick Boyrud as a remote producer,

2452
02:12:08,820 --> 02:12:11,460
Pete Affero, Phil as a party,

2453
02:12:11,580 --> 02:12:14,200
Phil Cousin, Renny Renard, Steve Zarek producing,

2454
02:12:14,460 --> 02:12:16,200
titles and graphics by Jim Rivera,

2455
02:12:16,700 --> 02:12:19,160
Bill Bover, Ralph Spotson, Steve Weitmer,

2456
02:12:19,360 --> 02:12:22,580
Random Access, videotape provided by Roxanne Bruins,

2457
02:12:22,580 --> 02:12:25,180
Joseph Grazan, assistants and producers,

2458
02:12:25,340 --> 02:12:27,320
Donna Andrews, Stephanie Chaffee,

2459
02:12:27,680 --> 02:12:29,640
Joan L. Patterson, and special thanks,

2460
02:12:29,760 --> 02:12:32,060
Apple Computer, AT&T, Tandy Corporation,

2461
02:12:32,560 --> 02:12:33,480
and none other.

2462
02:12:33,480 --> 02:12:35,440
Than Miller Communications.

2463
02:12:36,200 --> 02:12:38,340
This has been Computer Chronicles.

2464
02:12:39,400 --> 02:12:41,440
I've not been Stuart Chaffee.

2465
02:12:41,800 --> 02:12:43,360
I've been Francis Higgins.

2466
02:12:43,680 --> 02:12:44,620
Thanks for watching.

2467
02:12:45,240 --> 02:12:49,540
This WITF TV Harrisburg Philadelphia production.

2468
02:12:49,540 --> 02:12:51,920
Good night and God bless everyone.

2469
02:12:52,420 --> 02:12:53,980
It's been emotional.

2470
02:12:56,500 --> 02:12:57,960
We'll see you later, lads.

2471
02:12:58,060 --> 02:12:58,800
I have to go to bed.

2472
02:12:58,860 --> 02:12:59,540
I'm fucking wrecked.

2473
02:13:00,500 --> 02:13:00,900
And, uh,

2474
02:13:02,240 --> 02:13:03,740
if you're getting the second jab,

2475
02:13:03,840 --> 02:13:05,120
it's a bit fucking wiry.

2476
02:13:05,200 --> 02:13:06,500
The first night's wiry enough.

2477
02:13:07,260 --> 02:13:07,960
I'm not gonna lie.

2478
02:13:08,780 --> 02:13:09,040
Uh,

2479
02:13:09,080 --> 02:13:11,380
I'm fucking on the anti-inflammatories now.

2480
02:13:11,600 --> 02:13:11,960
I've,

2481
02:13:11,960 --> 02:13:12,200
I've,

2482
02:13:12,200 --> 02:13:13,600
a few solpidine as well.

2483
02:13:14,700 --> 02:13:16,880
I should be okay if I get a nice bit of rest.

2484
02:13:16,960 --> 02:13:17,680
But thanks very much.

2485
02:13:18,100 --> 02:13:19,060
We'll talk to you later on.

2486
02:13:19,100 --> 02:13:19,280
Anyway,

2487
02:13:19,280 --> 02:13:19,700
it's been,

2488
02:13:19,780 --> 02:13:21,000
it's been emotional.

2489
02:13:21,140 --> 02:13:22,500
It's been another couple of episodes

2490
02:13:22,500 --> 02:13:24,200
of the greatest TV show

2491
02:13:24,200 --> 02:13:25,180
that's ever,

2492
02:13:25,380 --> 02:13:26,080
ever existed

2493
02:13:26,080 --> 02:13:27,220
since Sopranos.
